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Brandon

Brandon is a guy that just plays Minecraft and Fortnite all day and says 'your mum' to about every question you have to ask him.
'Hey Brandon, what is 1+2?'
'your mum'
by The know it all guy March 21, 2022
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Brandon

An ass brother you will have. He will always beat you up and scar you for life (literally). He always smells like shit and ever day his hair is all messy. He is short for his age and his type of style for clothing is very bad.
"Damn, Brandon smells like dog shit!"
by Shredxvc January 25, 2022
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Brandon

The ugliest nigga ever. THey weird asf and they always acting like they hard. Can't fight or hoop. All brandons are week especially from Ohio, Cali, iowa, Indiana, Florida
by Real Nigga face February 5, 2020
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Brandon. A

A Italian boy who’s sexiest with his brown hair and can pull any girls even boys and when he’s on the bed that’s something else but he has a shrimp
by cool dude RI Ree December 13, 2021
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Brandon carr

Personal life intruder

Absolute comedian

Complete opposite of a ladies man

Schmuck
Ohh that man is a bit of a Brandon Carr
by Big boy virgin October 7, 2019
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brandon

a funny man who does a funny tetris (really good at it too)
SHEESH!!! DAMN!!!! LOOK AT BRANDON GO!!! WOAH MAMA!!!!
by arrtgut April 2, 2022
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Brandon Day

Brandon day is described as a day where your friends is hanging out with their girlfriend all day, usually not with the boys.
by God Hands September 7, 2025
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