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Brandon

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To do unspeakable things to a close relative’s anal cavity. Later uses have been known to be a dog whistle the desire to procreate with a blood relative, often paired with the goal of bringing about a confederacy of dunces. Luckily these “dunces” are generally not aware that anal is not the best method of conception.

Also spelled as “Branden” by those less literate.
by Dick Shaun Harry November 12, 2021
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Abuse Brandon Day

Abuse Brandon day takes place on may 10. If you have a friend named Brandon feel free to breath the crap out of him (not too badly though)
Person 1: hey Brandon. You know what today is

Brandon: OH no... Not abuse Brandon day..
by Fhsjanfbhdiekansgdgh May 10, 2023
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Brandon

The world’s biggest knobhead. Also a great child of god.
That dude is such a Brandon...
by PunjabiWarrior March 6, 2018
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Brandon

A boy with a great personality. He knows how to make everyone laugh and lights up any room he walks into. He loves gaming and may appear a little shy, but once you get to know him he is super talkative and such a fun person. He loves kpop and sometimes won’t admit it, but deep down he is a twice stan. Girls have Brandon on the back of their minds, thinking of his cute face. His girlfriend is so lucky to have him, because he will love and protect her no matter what.
Brandon is such a cool guy! I’m so lucky to be his friend.
by Mẹ của bạn <3 June 15, 2022
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Brandon

Brandon is, too put it lightly, not human. Brandon is an alien and he is not real and he's actually insane and he's the most insane person ever.
Brandon gives the energy of a yellow smiley face balloon with confetti on it. He also looks like Sid the sloth.
Brandon is the worst thing that will ever happen to you. bro is literally a nightmare. If you ever meet a Brandon, BEWARE. But he will be on your side no matter what and help how he can, at times.
His mom is also very scary and has several mommy issues that are not nice. His mommy issues are a part of his personality and he owns it. also mind you he will fuck your boyfriend. he'll say he's not gay but he's the biggest fag you'll ever meet. BEWARE OF BRANDON.
Lastly he will use every chance to UwU and doesn't care.
1: Brandon get out of bed with my boyfriend.
2. Brandon sucks
3. UWU BRANDON
by BeRandom April 23, 2024
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Brandon

hokceydad
hey isnt that brandon
by hokceydad123 October 18, 2020
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Brandon

A name that exudes strength, charisma, and timeless charm. Rooted in Old English origins, meaning "hill covered with broom" or "beacon hill," it carries a sense of natural leadership and resilience. Those named Brandon often radiate confidence and are known for their warm, approachable personalities. A name fit for visionaries, Brandon embodies intelligence, determination, and an innate ability to inspire others. Whether in personal relationships or professional pursuits, a Brandon leaves an indelible mark, commanding respect and admiration with ease. A name with both modern appeal and historical significance, Brandon truly stands out as a symbol of greatness and potential.

and he is 6'3 with a hellcat.
"haha, thats so Brandon"sss
by shinobi no jidai wa owaru January 4, 2025
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