brandon

the largest simp in the world, he will doing anything for any girl at anytime and yet will still be stuck in the friend zone

that dude over there is definitely a brandon. hes simpin over both those girls

by deepthroatmaster6969 April 28, 2020

Brandon the Banned ZX10 Owner

A person considered as an intellectual, however makes questionable decisions.
Shoots blanks, with average aim. Prefers riding quiet and slow motorcycles.
Loves to collect corporate branded merchandise to achieve the ultimate homely feel.
Prefers dying on a hill for any reason they see fit.
There is nothing wrong with being a Brandon , society just knows you could be better.

There is nothing wrong with being a Brandon the Banned ZX10 Owner, society just knows and believes you could be better.

by ForFoxSakesRed February 12, 2024

Awesome (brandon’s definition)

An adjective used to express affection and attraction toward an amazing woman when the user is kinda sorta bad expressing affection and attraction in normal ways.

Hey, (insert name) you’re really awesome (brandon’s definition) .....(loaded with hidden meaning)

by JustB November 17, 2020

Brandon Han

Sweatiest motherfucker of all time. A huge opp to everyone in his class, except 0630. like Om nom from cut the rope. Potentially working at a CVS near you. Knows ball. Pretends to be homosexual to compensate for his lack of rizz.

Omg is that Brandon Han in the library again?

No shit of course it is, that's where he jerks off to his school work on the daily

Oh is that why he gets no bitches?

No, that's because of his micropenis

by littlechineseboy123 February 5, 2024

Brandon

A twink who says he's not gay. Good at rock climbing. Don't want to compliment him cause he'll see this. U suck dick and balls. Also hi. Also bye

"Brandon is a midget"
"Yeah"

by evilfentwizard November 14, 2025

Brandon

A man with so much potential that has yet been realized.

"Just give Brandon some time, he'll make it eventually".

by RAZORBURN20 August 9, 2024

brandon eli

Man with great taste of women, respects them 110% of the time, loves cracking open cold ones with the boys, meme master, ladies love wasting his time for a few months then leave and don’t say anything. Also has a big dick

Man, Brandon Eli is so respectful and hot.

by Harambe42069 October 9, 2017