Ball Police

When a sober person asks a intoxicated male to put away either one or both testicles, after they have slipped out due to extreme drunkenness and clumsiness.

Martin: God Jack put away your ball!

Jack: FUCK YOU BALL POLICE!!!

by Martinpj2004 April 3, 2010

twitter balls

The keyboard courage that allows a normally civil and mild-mannered guy to make an outrageous posting in his Twitter account.

Dirk called the president of the company a lame-brained sissy in a tweet. He had twitter balls.

by Clifton Hughes November 19, 2009

kojak balls

Hairless testicles, either by nature or as a result of shaving the scrotum.

"Dude has no body hair whatsoever."

"Seriously ?"

"It's freaky. Chest, armpits, legs, nothing at all. I'm telling you, he even has KOJAK BALLS."

"Ewww."

by Demarates July 9, 2007

poopy balls

The act of poop sliding over your balls when squating.

KIDS:"Hey tommy, whatcha doin?"

Little TOMMY:"Don't Come over here i'm droppin a deuce!"

KIDS"WERE COMING HAHAHa"

KIDS*running over to watch tommy poop a hammer*

Little tommy"AHH SHIT, NOW I GOT POOPY BALLS!!"

by gaynstuff yea February 24, 2008

balls be gone

A new invention that will be appearing on the shelfs within the next decade; a spray on or cream application to de-sweatify the male scrotum, allowing it to hang friction free without sticking to your legs.

i use balls be gone to unstick my sack from my center ass cheek

by KateNic November 14, 2007

Mush Ball

1. To be overly sensitive
2. To be exceptionally romantic and cute
3. To be mushy

Christina is the biggest mush ball on the planet because of how she loves Andrea.

by Mush Master July 6, 2016

Hairy Ball

Nobody actually knows what the hairy ball is. But if you tell your friends. “Hey you got the hairy ball”. They will go bad shit wondering what it is l.

You: Hey Jasper you got the hairy ball

Jasper: what’s the hairy ball?

You: Jasper you have the hairy ball

by Hairy Ball February 16, 2019