bacon trombone

Offensive slang term for the aorta, especially in context of transgressive sex.

I heard that (s)he take it up the bacon trombone.

by lex November 25, 2004

Bacon Bits

the dangly bits of an old outtie vagina. Often associated with causing high cholestorol in older men and victims of MILFS.

"Get off those bacon bits hunny the doctor said to watch your choletorol" "I love the salty taste of your bacon bits tonight hunny, they almost look as though they could use a trim, they are getting extra fatty, not good for my cholestorol" "MMMM bacon bits can get so wet when stimulated correctly on a hot day" "I love to nibble on my wifes bacon bits of a morning"

by Danee March 31, 2007

Canadian Bacon

Used to describe a guy who loves anis and has red sideburns.

Man Robert!! You're such a canadian bacon!!!

by Sarah Pettersson March 25, 2008

bacon

the extra meat associated with a girls back

yo did you see cindy she that got that bacon on her back....

by biglevi May 18, 2009

Baconism

To over all and genuinly not give a shit even in the slightest about anything

Nick:Dude ur foots on fire
Guy with severe baconism:Oh well it will go out eventually

by Darkesy June 2, 2009

bacon bum

a word that is used when two girls are lesbian and try to trick their boyfriends

my and my girlfriends say bacon bum to our boyfriends to confuse them

by imboredandyehh September 24, 2009

bacon hangers

Breasts (male or female) that are similar to holding a large waterballoon by the knot.

Generally found on nasty, dumpy, slightly ovrweight women. Also found on "National Geographic" porn.

Shit look at the bacon hangers on that one... looks like she needs a hose handler to keep those things in place.

by Pwner!! September 27, 2005