Ham

A Ham is a simp and a dumbass combined. A Ham can be walked over and tricked. Hams don't care about being hams either.

That nigga mar a ham he bought that bitch a bag but she just gave me head.

by theartist313 November 6, 2022

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Get the Hammug.

Ham Dog

A ham dog is a slice of ham in a hot dog bun commonly served with mayonnaise and mustard.

We are out of hot dogs and bread but we have ham and hot dog buns, looks like ham dogs again.

by Tyrannosaurus Tex Mex April 23, 2025

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Get the Ham Dogmug.

2 cups assorted pork meat
1/2 cup De’Jon’s mustard
1/4 oz Baby feelings

1 Cup juice of baby feelings

1/2 Cup hand sourced mayo (undersized and under fertilized)
Vigorously whipped by foot
Dash of “black” pepper
1 oz Curly’s ass parsley
1 packet gelatin in a fridge for 2 hours

Baby bird in bunt pan then circle to completion.

My fuckin’ guts are ham salad party stuffed after that CJ party at Gene’s house last Tuesday.

by Straight Up Ums July 1, 2025

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Get the Ham Salad Partymug.

Ham

A rich white person most likely from the suburbs. Usually wearing khaki pants, dress shoes, and a tucked in button up shirt. Any white person with a bowl cut can also be considered a ham. You can find a lot of hams in catholic schools.

Who’s the new kid with the bowl cut? I think he’s a ham.

by Timothy Ham December 13, 2019

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