asian typewriter

Someone who uses the phrases "Ya" or "Def" in short of "Definitely". These people usually talk like they just swallowed a load of cum, and are on a sugar high from 4 nights ago.

Damn that sex was good last night.
Ya
You're such a fucking asian typewriter

by wapgiokjtmahouwhna December 20, 2017

Flaming Asian

Someone of asian descent that dresses like a yaoi anime character but looks completely normal in an outfit that is unacceptable for anyone of any other race.

Mark: Hey do you see that Asian in a Lolita dress with cat ears and like a million rainbow barrettes?
Steve: Yeah, thats one flaming Asian.

by I.Swear.Im.Not.On.Drugs January 8, 2018

Asian steve

The dude that you wish you where or the one you love to hate.

Thered Asian Steve getting another car seized..like a boss.

by Mrwaantawn May 2, 2018

Cock-asian

Kathy Woudzia or any other 100% white person who doesn’t act white

I proudly call myself a Cock-Asian because I am 100% Caucasian, so white for all you idiots that don’t know your grammar, which automatically labels me a “cock”, and I only hang out with ppl who are either Asian, or well, not white.

by KathyWoudz January 10, 2020

Asian Azz Botch

The asian moms who are very strict and will not hesitate to slap you 20 times with a Chancla. These moms are often in their 30-40s and hate your guts. They are total cleanfreaks too and if you leave a single spec of dust on your windowsill they with focking murder you. They also don't know that you can't pause an online game and will drag you by your ear to clean your room.

''MOMMM STOP BEING SUCH AN ASIAN AZZ BOTCH!"' ''You asian azz botch, i cant pause an online video game!!!!!''

by daliwaq.org January 23, 2020

Asian pool walker

An asian man with no legs but extremely long arms circling the outside of a pool screaming the entire bible. Normally found in thailand and very northern Canada.

Oh wow thats a rare asian pool walker!

by guð er dáinn við drápum hann February 1, 2020

Asian Michael

He is a annoying twat who interrupts your conversations, they also say the same joke multiple times to the same people these jokes are also very un original.

#guy 1: oh fuck Michaels coming over
#guy 2: what's it going to be this time, 'YoU LiKe JaZz'
#Michael: you like jazzzzzz.
#guy 3 thoughts: i will smack you with a crowbar if you say that again. such an Asian Michael

by #fuckMichael March 28, 2020