Jacksonville, alabama

A city in northeast Alabama full of crooked cops and obnoxious college kids.
Jacksonville, Alabama would be a nice place to live if the cops would fuck off and do something productive.
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Jacksonville, Alabama

A small town in Calhoun County, Alabama. The town is mostly made up of Jacksonville State University, which is mostly unremarkable except for it's internationally known marching band, The Marching Southerners.
Guy 1: Have you heard of Jacksonville, Alabama?
Guy 2: Isn't that the town with the college with the really great marching band?
Guy 1: Whoop Troy.
by TheRealSTL June 24, 2014
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Alabama Bedpan

Any receptacle found in a vehicle used to collect feces during a urinary or bowel movement, normally occurring while the vehicle is in operation.
"Hold the wheel, Terry, I gotta take a sh*t!"

"You better find yourself an Alabama Bedpan, then!"
by opsucks April 17, 2019
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Alabama Cackle

When a girl is giving you a blumpkin and the guy has explosive Diarrhea. The girl knows it’s happening but doesn’t want to stop with the blowjob, however, the diarea smells so bad it makes her gag, which then leads to her puking with the dick in her mouth. As she is getting, she is making a half cough sound with a gag noise, a sort of “cackle
Hey bro Sarah was over last night and she did the Alabama cackle. It was righteous bro!”
by Jbotg January 24, 2021
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Alabama Piñata

The act of tying a Hispanic person to the back of a Chevrolet C10 pickup truck and driving off.
"My cousin Hector was the victim of an Alabama Piñata."
"My baby mama's daughter's birthday was the other day, we had ourselves an Alabama Piñata"
by alabamapinata March 22, 2024
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Alabama Bop It

When a male sits on a females face to have oral pleasure done to him, while the female proceeds to play with the male’s penis.
“You see that beautiful lady over there?!?”
“Yeah, what about her?”
“Maaaaaaan, the things I would do to let her give me an Alabama Bop It!”
by Boosted.gman March 12, 2019
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Alabama baby shower

The act of ejaculating on a closely related family member
My cousin was giving me the coke fuck me look last night, so I took her home and gave her the ol Alabama baby shower
by Dankone January 20, 2024
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