Zooted

Zooted: Straight fucked up after doing any certain drug

Kaylin: What's good?

Josh: Sheeeit girl... You know I'm just Zooted.

Kaylin: Nigga, your walways Zooted.

Josh: YOUR ALWAYS ZOOTED TOO!

by Joneski151 May 28, 2012

Zooted

A way to describe how you feel after ingesting a large amount of cocaine; very coke'd up.

"Man, I was so coke'd up last night. I can't believe that eight ball only lasted an hour."

"For real my dude, I was fuckin' zooted!

by Esko911 March 27, 2011

Zeroties

A name for the years 2000 - 2009, made of a combination of "Zero" and "Aughties"

The Zeroties were full of hardships and new heights.

by Nahxahn April 28, 2009

zoot

This is another word for a marijuana joint.

'roll another zoot dude'

'pass the zoot'

by vallini December 29, 2007

chocolate zoro

When a guy puts his balls in chololate and then puts them on a girls eyes makeing it look like Zoro's mask, in chocolate!

boy: "let me give you a chocolate zoro"
girl: "no!"
boy: "i'll be gentle I promise, just a plop, press, release...."
girl: "whatever"

by chelcie ann May 12, 2007

Chinese Zoots

UK (London) slang for upper-end Chinese marijuana rolled in a joint. The term was popularised by UK rapper Dizzee Rascal in his song 'Stand up Tall.' The reason the word 'zoot' is used is because the joint is 'coned' or wider at one end. The marijuana is a considerably strong type.

'Never had the desire for Chinese Zoots' - Dizzee Rascal

by Dranicus August 1, 2010

zootkilo

To be arrested with a large quantity of drugs while trafficking it from one destination to another.

or to serve a long time in a foreign prison for drug smuggling.

..., those idiots went all "zootkilo" and got busted at the airport.

...mans is seving time "zootkilo" stylie.

by Longman October 21, 2012