a German name for a decent, nice, if slightly 'ackward' kid that you'll discover when he becomes your locker buddy. He'll look you up in his old yearbook because he won't believe that you're not a new student. You, being his amazing locker buddy, will constantly beat him in the locker-opening challenges you'll frequently have. Be happy that you know a Matteo Zimmerman, because they're awesome.
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by supercutekid November 19, 2011
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'Did you have a good night out last night?'
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This act involves letting go completely, all human attributes and shamelessly begging for money.
This act involves letting go completely, all human attributes and shamelessly begging for money.
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Anybody have to go to the bathroom now? We don’t want to pull a Joshua Zimmerman on our drive into Disney.
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Named after Umar Zameer, who accidentally ran over plainclothes Toronto cop Jeffrey Northrup when Northrup and his coworkers ran up on Zameer and blocked him in with an unmarked van like they were about to carjack him.
Zameer was ACQUITTED of ALL charges.
Named after Umar Zameer, who accidentally ran over plainclothes Toronto cop Jeffrey Northrup when Northrup and his coworkers ran up on Zameer and blocked him in with an unmarked van like they were about to carjack him.
Zameer was ACQUITTED of ALL charges.
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