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fudge wrinkle

The lines or wrinkles in a nice steamy poo
Whoa Emily I had the nicest fudge wrinkle on my poo after eating those tacos!
by Lladnek acres September 21, 2017
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worry wrinkles

These are wrinkles that are permanently on a person's face from worrying about everything in life.
Wow...look at the worry wrinkles on her face. It makes her look old.
by JoeyBomm April 27, 2023
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Lotion wrinkles

When your put to much lotion on a body part and it starys to wrinkle
Jake has lotion wrinkles from to much lotion
by kkdude_163x February 13, 2019
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wrinkle stink

it's an old person wrinkle which has dirt, sweat, blood, and grease build up in it and create a putrid stink. When they slobbery kiss their grandchildren it pours out all over their grandchild's face. The wrinkle stink's juice was actually used as a torture method in ancient china and they would collect old Asian men and take their wrinkle stink's juice to pour over war prisoners for info.
"Back in my day my grandpa also had wrinkle stink juice, now I must give it to you," said Grandpa John
by Feedme712 July 9, 2020
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Stinker wrinkle

The large flaps of skin surrounding the anus, which hold in the horrid smell of old salami and onions, until a person of obesity bends or squats in order to change underclothing. Hence releasing a horrible stench similar to a dirty gym bag. Causing the evacuation of said room.
Everything was okay, until she was about to climb into bed and revealed the scent of her Stinker Wrinkle!
by Jsissle81 May 28, 2021
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Wrinkle Wagon

When a young individual achieves a level of inebriation that leads them to believe it is acceptable to receive alternate transportation with intent to fornicate with the elderly.
Holy shit Mike, I can't believe you got a ride home and banged Ethel last night... She's like 89! You could've called a cab, but you chose to ride the Wrinkle Wagon.
by Duval Possum February 20, 2011
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wrinkle wank

The act of an older lady, who may lack the pertness to perform a satisfying tit wank, resorting to the use of a particularly deep wrinkle, preferably in the cleavage area, to provide male satisfaction
I went for the chili dog but she was a big saggy, so it turned into a dirty wrinkle wank
by anonymous03838 January 30, 2014
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