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The Works

A sexual act in which the male finishes off by penatrating the female anally. He ejaculates in said females asshole. He then pulls his penis out of the cornhole and begins to eat out the females ass, cleaning it in a way that no badet could ever compete with. Much more effective and life essential than simply Car Washing your companion (eating an ejaculate free butthole). Hence the term "The Works." This term is a shortened version of the full name act known as "Car Wash with the Works."
Matt: "So how did it go with Priscilla last night"

Joseph: "Dude, it was truly worth the wait man. She fucked me like a pornstar. I was my usual horse like self."

Matt: "That's sick man, tell me she was down with The Works"

Joseph: "Cmmmmmaaaaan Matt.... You know I live for that shit! Of course i gave her The Works!"
by JamesBostick1947 August 20, 2012
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worked

Punklicious21: guess what
Punklicious21: i got my nose pireced
Punklicious21: go look at the pics
ImEmerican25: no thanks
Punklicious21: GO
ImEmerican25: no
ImEmerican25: I got a prince albert
ImEmerican25: go look at the pics
ImEmerican25: WORKED
by Jeff Render August 10, 2006
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It's not working

Rasta lyrics to sing when the drum machine is stuck on one beat, the bassist is too high play anything but one chord and the guitarist is a grinning retard who isn't playing anything at all. Just rock it.
*boom* *boom* *boom* It's not working *boom* *boom* *boom* It's not working *boom* *boom* *boom*

"Dude, I guess it's not working."
by chainy10 April 2, 2010
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Work It

(noun)
1. Vocoder-intensive song by Daft Punk.
2. Flash animation made to the aforementioned Daft Punk song, by evilzug.com.
I'm bored - let's watch Work It again! Oh glorious day!
by the Jazz March 2, 2004
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work-work-worrrrrk

The noise a woman (or man) makes when engaging in noisy fellatio; specifically in "deep throat" situations where the person receiving is making vocal noises from the throat which are repeatedly interrupted by the obvious and frequent obstruction.
"work-work-worrrrrk"etc.
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The Works

(noun): The act of cleaning your partner's anus with one's tongue (whether the anus is already clean or not). Perform anal sex with that partner, then ejaculate in their rectum. Pull out and follow partner to the bathroom. Watch and laugh maniacally as partner excretes ejaculate into toilet.
Girl#1: I heard Leslie got "The Works" last night.
Girl#2: Yeah, I thought I saw her walking funny today.
by lcworks December 25, 2010
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works

my bredrin worksed dat ting yano!
by dollbb January 9, 2009
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