owens winkie

Owens winkie is a very large chose that weighs 2 billion pounds. It has a scab the open up and bleeds every night for 2 hours. He also has a scar from when he spread peanut butter on his balls for his dogs to lick but they took a chomp instead. He also has a very large stray pube that tickles his buthole to get the butflakes out of his asshole every night then he picks them out and eats them for desert. He also has one stray Pube coming off his extremely large stray pube. Finally Owen has black mole with a hat coming off of it, it also has mold growing along the edges of his mole.

Yuck did you guys hear about Owens winkie.

by Sledgang... January 12, 2018

Kinky Winky

Kinky Winky is the Greatest COD player you’ll ever meet so make sure you don’t ever loose Her/Him.

“Scott”
Woah is that Kinky Winky I hope I’m on his team.
“Joe”
No shit it’s THE Kinky Winky

by MästerBaitër69 June 4, 2020

Winky Pinky

When a girl winks at a guy and then proceeds to stick her pinky up his butt often taking him by suprise

Eric: I was fucking veronica last night and then outta no where she gave me the winky pinky!

Ron: You shoulda known what was coming after the wink...

by laxdude409 March 17, 2012

Winky Tongue

A Winky Tongue is a sickening form of computer/text smiley face, whereby not only a P is used to represent a protruding tongue but also a semi colon ; is deployed to resemble the act of winking, thus creating this....
;P

A form of text based smiley face more sickening than any that have gone before it. For use to emphasise a sentence is fantastic, super, brilliant in an ironic taking the piss way that acknowledges smiley faces are massively sickening.

(Winky Tongue)


I cnt w8 4 2mro m8, its guna b super ;P !

or

I've got something to tell you ;P !

by snegge March 11, 2009

Captain Winky

A large amount of "childrens" books actually written for Adults.

Captain winky and the furry bush

by Princess Broken Butterfly April 24, 2007

Winky Stinky

Verb: The act of getting your dick wet.

Some dude: Bro I just got my winky stinky!
Other dude: Dude bro, who'd you get your winky stinky with?
Dude 1: Your sister bro!

by SgT Shitpost March 1, 2019

winky

n. generic playground insult, before one graduates to the use of dick

1. #His name is KK*, he is a winky.# (to the tune of Barry Manilow's Copacabana)
2. #KK is a winky, KK is a winky, la la la la# (to football chant)
3. KK is a dinky winky

*insert any two syllable name...

by jen79 August 22, 2005