Windy pie with the crust off

Nothing - no pie, no crust.

Used as a comical response to a question about what’s for dinner etc.

Daughter: Hey Dad, what’s for dinner?
Dad: Windy pie with the crust off.

by Greenbook October 12, 2018

arabian sun goggles on a windy day

A man puts his sac on a girl's face, a nut in each eye, and lets one rip right into her mouth.

Mozart Sat on Queen Victoria's face, and promptly farted one of his symphonies into her mouth. Victoria didn't like her Arabian sun goggles on a windy day adventure.

by Dr. Mexico September 3, 2008

Windy Wake-up Call

Waking up someone by passing a bare assed breezy gust of excrement-laden gas in their face.

"I would have gotten her up with the Windy Wake-up call, but last time she punched my dick."

by Joel Bolt-On March 11, 2010

windy mustache

When you're going down on a chick and she queefs on your mustache

Dude I totally ate Ashlee lynn's clam salad last night and she gave me a windy mustache. Now everything smells like anchovies and chicken soup! I had to clean the sour cream out of my mustache.

by donkey lover May 17, 2015

Windy Cleveland

a windy cleveland is when while you are performing anal on someone your partner farts, poots, ot passes gas

"Hey i dumped that hoe who gave me a windy cleveland last night"

by mr. philliepoo March 28, 2009

windy tubesock

fucking yourself with your own prolapsed anus

my "girlfriend" told me I wasn't big enough so she gave herself a Windy Tubesock

by spamumami July 27, 2017

Windy Taxes

A Portuguese saying that rhymes in that language. Used to symbolize when you've made a great mistake.

< Windy Taxes! You've completely ruined this cake! >

by Windy Taxes April 14, 2022