Wellington 

stoic fellow that asks very random questions. Tends to make people laugh and is really tall. practices abstinance not by choice, but because no one wants to have sex with a Wellington. also is very theatrical and spunky. when he does have sex he prefers the eiffel tower position with another guy... usually his roommate.

You have to really try hard to have another Wellington night.

Wellington by Dante Wellington March 13, 2012

Wellington Wand 

From New Zealand: A poorly endowed man hollows out a kiwi and slips it onto the end of his penis to artificially increase its size.

Johnny knew he couldn't compare to Jenn's ex-boyfriend in the man department; he knew he'd have to use the Wellington Wand to satisfy her.

Wellington Wand by Doug Ruggles October 28, 2007

Wellington 

Big dick makes p gets a few yatties there

Wellington gets girls fianto

Wellington by Yupppp scarfing October 18, 2018

Wellington 

People with the name Wellington are kind ,sweet and would make u fall for them easily. Most Wellington's are also funny and have talent most people can never have.

He's like Wellington

Wellington by Natasha115 November 23, 2021

Willington 

Ditherer. Obsessive credit editer.

Are you still editing those credits? you've pulled a Willington.

Willington by Jeff Minge May 12, 2004

Willington 

A Form of hand disease causing old age in hands.

You're 21 and you have crinkled hands, That's Willington hand you have.

Willington by Magnum P.I. October 13, 2004

dick wittington 

1. A character in a children's book who has a oversized satchel. 2.a large penis.

1. Dick wittington strolled along the road and met a horny pornstar. He let her lick his sick wittington and he cummed in her mouth

dick wittington by Ryan_is_awesome April 16, 2014