Myles

A person who is worshiped like a god

That guy Walter like of a Myles

by Blewyp February 9, 2023

Myles Close

hes a really really cool friend and person and ukelele player and saxophone and electric guitar player who is NOT BAD LOOKING he looks good with his hair up and down regardless of what some other people see he shouldnt care what they think because they are obviously wrong and he should listen to his friend Elsie Kilmer the bass player that he looks good

Myles Close is very cool

OBVOULSYYYY GAHD

by Elsiekilmr January 6, 2023

Myles

Tallass white guy with an addiction to smarty snorting. Tends to make very sus jokes

ayo bro lemme suck ur diet cock i mean diet coke
myles ur such a dickhead

by NotATakenUsername May 12, 2022

Myles

He is a very funny guy that confused for being gay because all the homies want him even though he doesn't want them. He struggles to get women to not like him, and has to act silly and goofy so they dont swarm him all at once.

Everyone :Myles is cool
Everyone else : Not gay tho

by Mylesbutbetter May 1, 2024

myles

ginger I think, and wears the same 3 shirts every day. Or all him bubbleu

myles is pretty cool. He came to 2 of my birthday parties and he was a cool guy.

by domandjimbow July 5, 2023

Myles

Yells a lot

I hate when Myles yells

by I strongly dislike Myles March 9, 2024

Myles Standish Turkey Sandwich

When you eat some sandwich-like component (e.g. a creamy cheese scooped with potato chips) and then, separately, you eat sliced turkey from the container with your hands.

He eats the laziest meals. He's always just goin' for a Myles Standish Turkey Sandwich or some other fridge food crap meal.

by Pilgrim's Pride February 8, 2014