whopper dong

sally: “yo that dude had a whopper dong “
jessica: wow
by faggotwithoneg December 21, 2017
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plop a whopper

to submit fecal matter into a lavoratory with extreme force and duration. (Is not truly a "whopper" unless your face is red, or your shit is red.)
One time, I had to plop a whopper, and my ass bled for two weeks.
by joshua7437 January 16, 2008
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whopper sauce

The juices produced when you are about to climax and then shove your penis into a pencil sharpener.
Dominic had to hire a professional cleaner after his whopper sauce covered his room.
by The _dom September 24, 2011
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angry whopper

An angry whopper in when two people are havin intercorse and the man stops, puts hot sauce in her vagina, continues the intercorse, while eating a Burger King whopper.
My girlfriend dumped me after i gave her an angry whopper.
by pennykcampbell January 9, 2009
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Whopper Hands

Very small hands on a full size adult man. Refer to Whopper commercial with weird ass dude with mini hands. Chances are, Whopper Hands has a miniscule penis.
Oh shit, Shelly! Look at that dude... he has Whopper Hands!!!

<spine shiver>
by ambarbituate June 10, 2011
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Bopper Whopper

a pimp or a boss
You can tell a bopper whopper when you see one
by Sinsayshon December 19, 2008
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Whopper-Plopper

A piece of crap made by the whopper sandwich at burger king, usually found inside the burger king bathroom.
Manager: Will you go clean that bathroom? Someone left a huge whopper-plopper in there!

Employee:....dammit!
by Baby Dangler 5000 January 9, 2011
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