Definitions by ambarbituate

Whopper Hands 

Very small hands on a full size adult man. Refer to Whopper commercial with weird ass dude with mini hands. Chances are, Whopper Hands has a miniscule penis.

Oh shit, Shelly! Look at that dude... he has Whopper Hands!!!

<spine shiver>

Whopper Hands by ambarbituate June 10, 2011