blake watson

Minecraft kid is a dick sucker who watches minecraft p*rn

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by Hairy Nipple_6969 May 23, 2023

dan watson

A tall, ginger lad. About 6ft. Probably a predator. Loves a thatchers gold at the weekend.

‘Oh look, there’s a Dan watson. Hide the children!’

by Gregg Stevens 45 October 23, 2019

Jasminge watson

A silly giant clumsy bitch who has 2 friends. Whilst in denial about having gothy black hair she also can’t accept her feet look like a mutation from the Chernobyl disaster. The only redeeming quality is she has 36XXX boobs.

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by Hoggy69 December 3, 2021

Gaybo Watson

Slang word for homosexual. Much easier on those with extra sensitive ears than the former popular slang "faggot." It's the "new millenium" faggot with a pink ribbon wrapped around it.

"Don't look now Johnny, but there's a Gaybo Watson right behind you. And boy he is ever staring at your man cupcakes!"

"Are you sure your nephew's not a Gaybo Watson Stan? He says he's not, but I think he's definitely on the waiting list."

by Scotty Smith November 16, 2007

Christian Watson

A perfect example of two wrongs not making a right. Only to be used in extreme cases of absolute wrongness where the word wrong will never be strong enough. Originally used by nineteenth century English gentlemen who rejected both Sir Arthur Conan Doyle's use of a doctor as a sidekick to a drug addled mad man and organised religion that did not incorporate female nudity.

You're a pedophile nazi? That's so wrong, like wanking poetry or Christian Watson.
You spelled your mom's name wrong when writing a list of your past lovers? That's so Christian Watson.
Your dad bled to death after you sliced open his ballsack during his monthly shave? You couldn't be any more wrong if you were Christian Watson.

by DontWearBeige February 20, 2011

Deshaun watsoned

To trust and ejaculate so much so that you cover a room in ejaculate and to proceed to jack off.

After my immaculate pump in the weight-room I deshaun watsoned the room until I was empty.

by Farkus dee May 4, 2021

charlotte watson

a girl who laughs a whole lot she is very dumb but she's a stunner ;) she's almost never single as all these boys are chasing after her lol jks she likes cock in the bumb

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by hipsdontlie1234 May 31, 2016