Ball Washer

A mouth. A dirty mouth.
by Mega Hemroids May 09, 2020
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ball washer

Bill won't shut up; he's been running his ball washer all day.
by Beaglebitch April 19, 2018
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water washer

The auto-complete version of Water Waster. I'm not joking. This definition was created by Auto complete.
Guy 1: Hey, who's someone who wastes Water?
Guy 2: Water washer!
Guy 1: bruh stop speaking auto complete
by Nekromancers March 01, 2020
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corncob washer

When a man named John needs his cob washed he trusts nothing else. Even his one legged sister agrees.
John needed a corncob washer after a long day of no capping.
by WillAustin8 November 09, 2023
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Washer Bung

When the person needs a bath so bad that the bitch creeps up on them and says "Washer Bung!"...
Typically when the Bung hole needs more attention than the rest of the globe
{Sleeping}*One wiff*

{Cheer Captain Screams: Washer Bung!}
by HaloTheHalo June 22, 2023
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One Week Washer

A person who will only wash once a week. During this week you can see them slowly turn more filthy each day until the fated day of the week were they think it is reasonable that they should get a shower. One Week Washers will also argue to others that being outside in the rain is also like getting a shower since it is basically the same principle, but it isn't.
Fred: Mike, each day I see your hair getting more greasy and your armpits getting more smelly, get a shower!

Mike: But I got one 6 days ago, I'll get one tomorrow and it shouldn't be that bad, it was raining yesterday while I was outside.

Fred: Ugh... One Week Washer!
by DuckyRoll September 25, 2012
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Front load washer

Giving a blowjob on your knees while eating a tide pod
by Steph Speaks April 26, 2018
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