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Wandering Nipple

This is similar to a wandering eye, but applies to nipples. With a wandering eye, one eye looks in one direction, while the other, for unknown reasons, looks in another direction. With a wanering nipple, one nipple points in one direction and the other nipple is not similarly directionally aligned. This usually results from a bad boob job.
Man, she had a wandering nipple. I didn't know where to look. I think she must have had a botched tit job.
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Wankering

I've had a long week Jim. I'm hankering for a wankering!
by homunculus123 April 29, 2020
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iPhone Wanker

Similar to iWanker, an iPhone wanker is someone who feels the need to get out their iPhone for every occasion and quotes phrases such as 'I've got an app for that'
1: Dude what's the football score
2: Let me look; I've got an app for that
1: iPhone Wanker.
by j4k3y July 11, 2011
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Wankered

Drunk/Shit-faced/Arse-holed
I drank two pints of vodka last night, I was absolutely wankered.
by Mike Farnworth May 5, 2003
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Wanderlust

German word, made from "wandern", which means walking, as in to take a walk, and "Lust", desire. Means a strong desire to travel. Also associated with discovering new places.
I feel Wanderlust
by queen ma August 6, 2015
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wankerage

An object or situation which leaves a person feeling frustrated and annoyed
"What a load of wankerage !"
by SabaKB October 30, 2008
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wandering prairie dog

when someone sneaks up behind you and lays their penis on your shoulder, then when you turn to see what it is, they wiggle their penis in your ear.
"I broke up with him after he pulled a wandering prairie dog."
by bearnp2010 December 22, 2009
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