epileptic yoghurt throwing love wand

penis

i sucked his epileptic yoghurt throwing love wand

by b-man68 January 6, 2010

Magic wanding

When you, as part of answering a question or having a discussion, describe the most optimal but sometimes unlikely scenario. Typically an answer to the question “if you had a magic wand, how would you make this better”

I see tha situation you present is a challenge and it’s hard to figure out how to solve it. How about you start by magic wanding it so we know what to strive for and we’ll take it from there?

by jinthearena June 17, 2021

master wand

An mmorpg term for penis.

Super Hot Model Chick: Kenny how big is your master wand? Kenny: 3 inches

by MiggasOnMyJcoklolol December 26, 2009

Muggle Wand

(Noun) : Simply a gun, defined using Harry Potter terminology.

"its all fun and games until the emo kid pulls out a muggle wand at Quidditch practice."

by Yeeteus_Maxima June 4, 2024

yoni wand

A tool designed to Yoni help women experience enhanced sexual pleasure, increased vaginal lubrication and arousal, for a more intense orgasm.

She prefers her yoni wand to a real person.

by Greatrush May 7, 2025

rug wand

A clit so long, you can see it through the thickest bush

When i took her home last night she surprised me with a rug wand

by thebloodytoot April 28, 2016

Murder Wand

Pistol
Glock
Strap

Guy1: aye that nigga talking shit again
Guy2: well pass me the murder wand so we can handle the business

by murder wand May 19, 2018