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walnut creek

A shit sack town that's full of police and dumb blonde socal people. The socal immigration started around the same time as the remodeling of the downtown area, which was a few years back (around '00). Before then, walnut creek was just a small quiet town. At that time, walnut creek also became a magnet for wiggers, thugs, brodys, beaners, and just about any jar of monkey semen around the bay area who could afford a bart pass. Basically there are no "locals" in walnut creek anymore, just a bunch of asshats coming in and out, and a police force that will stick it's cuke in your ass for just about anything.
Walnut creek is a great place to see another guys penis.
by shartbuckets April 14, 2007
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Walnut Creek

A pretty boring city filled with sluts and wanna-be ghetto people. at least it's close to fun places like oakland. lots of drugs in most of the schools here.
Typical walnut creek conversation:
Person: heyy hook me up?
Person 2: Whatdayawant?
Person: cocaine, hell yea, I'll make crack with it, like so ghetto!
by Jewelziedoll October 4, 2008
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cram it with walnuts

Used in conversation to initialize and complete a non sequitur, usually in response to a question.
Gerarld: Wanna get White Castle or Skyline?
Patsy: Cram it with walnuts!
by Charles Q. September 19, 2008
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Walnut

swimming term: used for when a male dives off the blocks and his tail end coems down too late, making his nuts hit the water with such force that it makes a smashing sound
guy: Damn man, that was one nasty walnut you did there
other guy: yeah man, I can feel it
by Zach December 14, 2004
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BRUISED MY WALNUTS

"Damn, I just bruised my walnuts."
by pancreaticjuices May 6, 2006
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walnuts

John McCain. So named because he looks like he's storing walnuts in his oddly distended cheeks and jowls.
I saw walnuts on the TV today, looking like some kind of malformed barnacle.
by w1nt3rmut3 January 13, 2009
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walnuthead

someone who is bulbed or lamped out of their fucking minds.
dude i am such a fucking walnuthead right now ahhhhh
by PIZZLEDDIZZLE July 3, 2007
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