jizz wad  

A person that is an idiot and deserves to be compared to splooge.

That fucking jizz wad was acting like a douche.

jizz wad by JD G April 2, 2008

nigger wad 

a shitload of one dollar bills with a twenty on the outside

fool thinks he's got pimp money, but thats just a nigger wad.

nigger wad by jr December 11, 2004

panties in a wad 

to get all upset over something trivial, as if one's underwear has rolled up into an uncomfortable ball between one's butt cheeks

Cheri: "Did you see what he did to my iPod? I can't believe he put that song on there."
Bobbi: "Oh don't get your panties in a wad over it, you can always take it off."

panties in a wad by nerak January 2, 2007

nigger wad 

A large roll of money usually consisting of a helluva lot of dollar bills with a large bill wrapped around the outside for everyone to see. A rubber band holding it all together is a way to add a classy touch to it.

Maaan, look at this nigga here...got a nigger wad big enough to choke a donkey!

nigger wad by canusa February 10, 2009

gay-wad 

A general insult used by grade-school kids to indicate general disdain for a person. Much like the epithet, "faggot," (see Eminem lyrics) this term has transcended its homesexual meaning to become something else entirely. See also gaywad.

Hey, check out that guy wearing black socks with sandals and a Members Only jacket... What a gay-wad.

gay-wad by YodaDoe January 24, 2005

dumb wad 

1. a giant wad of dumb
2. not a very good comeback, or put-down.

1. You sir are a dumb wad.
2. Little John, "You are so ignorant."
Little Mary, "Oh yeah? Well you're a..... umm... DUMB WAD!!"

dumb wad by brightblondegir October 30, 2010

Fuck-Wad 

1.Used to define someone who is acting immature or irritating.
2.Crude/slang term for someones ejaculated sperm.

1."That guys a major fuck-wad."
2."I'd like to shoot my fuck-wad all over your face."

Fuck-Wad by Paul Darlinq September 3, 2005