Yes Vortex

A self-reinforcing pattern of speech common in third world countries where the respondent answers every question with "yes", even when the correct answer is "no". The Yes Vortex can be almost impossible to leave as the respondent tries harder and harder to please the questioner by answering in the affirmative.

A typical yes vortex can be as follows:

Question: "You guys don't have any ice tea, do you?"
Answer: "Yes."
Question: "Do you mean, 'yes you do'; or 'no you don't'?"
Answer:" "Yes."
Question: "No I am asking if you do, or you don't."
Answer: "Yes."

by Jiggle Swami September 14, 2011

vorticon

procrastinated to oblivion, used to describe a project conseptualized and started but never completed.

this project will become vorticon if you don't start it soon.

by angelar March 6, 2004

Vortues

A skin condition on the hands/fingers, usually looks like rough skin, or possibly even hundreds of tiny warts. Common in people with sweaty palms. Not contagious or problematic.

"Holy crap did you see all of mikes Vortues?"
"Yeah they're getting pretty bad"

by Jimmytree October 27, 2011

Black Vortex

When you incorrectly perform a donkey punch on a female and end up with an unconscious girl with an extremely tight butthole caused by her entire nervous system going into shock after you've incorrectly donkey punched her in the back of the head. The butthole may be so tight as to prevent removal, sucking the dick in deeper like quicksand.

"The other night I stuck my cock in a Dyson vacuum."
"Oh, like a Black Vortex?"

by RogerRappit November 26, 2011

bullshit vortex generator

A bullshit vortex generator is a person who speaks lots of bullshit. Wich in turn gets everyone all upset and so on. In essance the bullshit spewed by the first person sucks all of his/her friends into this vortex fo bs

Mike is a real bullshit vortex generator. He was telling everyone at work this lie and everyone got sucked into this vortex of bullshit and they were all pissed at eachother

by Ron Chee July 22, 2009

vortex

when you're in a car (really drunk/high), you close your eyes, blast really awful music, and stick your arms out like you're flying through space.

"Dude! Turn up the Black Eyed Peas! I'm about to vortex right now!"

by AKWYLcyt May 1, 2010

vortex

the last part of the best rapper in the game lil vortex

lil vortex is the best rapper his album drops on May 31st

by lil vortex May 6, 2019