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Vanessa

Vanessa is a shy and smart girl. If you make her mad though it would be your biggest regret. She is a girl with dark brown hair and light brown eyes. She has a good sense of fashion, but can sometimes be basic. She is also obsessed with peppa pig and scrunchies. The true definition of Vanessa though is butterfly.
Don't make Vanessa mad , or you will regret it.
by Peppa loves scrunchies October 6, 2019
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Vanessa is probably one of the coolest people out there, she is very loving and fun!
by PloopFard March 23, 2020
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She is slow. She loves to eat,sleep, and drink. She hates ppl and has a low self esteem
Hey look that girl looks slow...must be a vanessa
by madi_13 May 5, 2019
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Vanessa, a chimichanga who is covered in ranch and is licking honey mustard off of peoples toes.
Vanessa the spicy chimichanga.
by mangotango134 October 3, 2017
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A "porquitchona".
- That girl is really Vanessa.

- You are right! She is a real porquitchona!
by TheBigBald July 14, 2018
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Vanessa is very loud and outspoken; you know when she shows up the room will light up. She is a woman of many words; very unique; always has alcohol in her foam cup, even in the am. She is always tan and you will know for sure and can't win a leg war to save her life. Watch out for her elephant stomp in a thumb war. Excellent grammatical skills and is hot to trot. Yes Those are real; they came with the frame; and don't cross a bitch.
Vanessa is one BAD donkey!!

Are those tripple D's?

reply: Yes they are.
by JIMMYWOO July 10, 2018
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Basic as FUCKKKKKKK. Lives off of pumpkin spice latte's and unicorn dick.

Drinks fireball because it's the "cool thing" to do. Badass chicks drinks whiskey.

Dreams of getting married on December 29th even though she bitches about the cold.

Will one day realize that Jeff & Vince are God's amongst men.
Vanessa: Hey, let's go to Starbucks and wear leggings with Uggs!

Whitney: OMG YES. We are so basic!
Vanessa: Take a picture! Hashtag yay us, basic white girls, Starbucks, bye, like, what
by Monica2.0 October 7, 2017
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