B. Vance

A verb that describes the act of being asshole towards everybody and get warned every 5 seconds.

Hey, stop B.Vanceing yourself. You've already got 5 administrator warnings, you don't wanna Luper yourself.

This is also known as being a B. Vance

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Vance

Vance (verb): To have carnal relations with an inanimate object, particularly furniture such as a couch or sectional.

I wouldn't sit there - John just vanced that chair.

Oh my God Becky, that guy is vancing in the Ikea showroom!

Bob, that couch is dead sexy. I want to vance it.

by MIR482 July 27, 2024

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An ADVANCED version of mobile YouTube, but without the AD. Get it? Built-in Adblock & Sponsorblock, more customization, picture-in-picture/background play, and DISLIKE COUNTS! It's like YouTube Premium, but better and free, and makes YouTube usable! But then Google fucked it up by sending a C&D to them, so Devs had to discontinue this mod. RIP Vanced, it was fun while it lasted.

Person 1: Been paying for YouTube Premium for a year now
Person 2: Just get YouTube Vanced, it's better
Person 3: Well fuck CorpTube cause Vanced is no more
Person 2: Oh fuck

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Vance

The frothy mixture of lube, semen, and couch lint that is sometimes the byproduct of couch fucking

Last night was wild, I spent hours washing the Vance off of myself and my gorgeous classic Knoll

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J.D. Vance

A Yale lawyer from Ohio that used to work for Peter Thiel, a venture capitalist.
Later he became a Senator and now he is the elected VP.
He broke a memoir that some consider an unfair criticism of his roots and his hometown.

Accoding to some soundbites, he holds very socially conservative views.

His wife is of indian origin, as are his sons.

They say that J.D. Vance hates "childless cat ladies".

by morfantatminin November 21, 2024

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