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ur mom

a word that is probaly the best offender!!
by bob April 9, 2003
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A very easy way to shut up someone you dislike greatly
F***N COMPUTER WORKS LIKE S**T AND DONT DO NUTTIN RIGHT!!!!!!!! says:
whats new wit u
Timothy says:
your mom!!! and you?
F***N COMPUTER WORKS LIKE S**T AND DONT DO NUTTIN RIGHT!!!!!!!! says:
u fuckin moron
F***N COMPUTER WORKS LIKE S**T AND DONT DO NUTTIN RIGHT!!!!!!!! says:
too much to say
Timothy says:
ur mom is also a fucking moron
F***N COMPUTER WORKS LIKE S**T AND DONT DO NUTTIN RIGHT!!!!!!!! says:
not funny
Timothy says:
so is ur mom
F***N COMPUTER WORKS LIKE S**T AND DONT DO NUTTIN RIGHT!!!!!!!! says:
bye
Timothy says:
ur mom

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ur mom
by Tim May 13, 2005
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Someone who is "banged" on a daily basis by 12 year olds and retarded "newfags".
Boy: lolz i banged ur mom
Mature Individual: brb
Mature Individual: *comes back with a cup of horse semen and forces it down the boy's throat (cup included)*
by prvt asscancer September 25, 2012
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a word used by whiggers on the street as an unoriginal, stupid comeback to make there friends cum in their pants
Guy:Ur mom is so cheap she paid me to fuck!
Guys friend: O DUDE I LEAKED MAN
by kissurass November 6, 2006
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3rd grade nigga : ur ugly
kid : ur mom
3rd grade nigga *triggered*
by Meyer™ May 13, 2018
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richard: ''ur mom is gay''

cody: ''yea she is''
by general_retard May 28, 2018
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When someone dumb af and asks you some stupid question just say “ur mom”
Dude1: that was good!

Dude2: ur mom was good

Dude1: what show you want to watch?

Dude2: ur mom

Dude1: *shows up*

Dude2: I still owe ur mom 20$ for last night
by Lil_popercorn March 13, 2019
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