Unicorn

The third person in a threesome

“I got a lot of unicorn invites at Chad’s party”

by ur dads unicorn November 16, 2017

Unicorn

A white male boomer

Sarah : i just want to be with a unicorn

Becca: oh you want a white male boomer

by RepeatsNice October 24, 2019

unicorn

When a guy has an erection, he places his two balls on the girl's eyelids, which makes her have his dick as a unicorn on her forehead.

by ashley June 16, 2003

Unicorn

Related to armadillos and rhinos, unicorns are a usually white horse-resembling creature with rainbow hair and a pink and purple horn. Have been mistaken to narwhals, but narwhals are actually unihippocampi. Not related to horses or pegasi, as they do not exist. A unicorn is quite real and one dies everytime someone breaks a promise, tells a lie, or has an awkward silence. Unicorns also have the power to grant you wishes.

*Awkward silence*
"A UNICORN DIED!!"

by summersunshine.dabeep February 15, 2015

Unicorn

A man with his dick chopped off and stapled/sewn/taped/glued to his forehead.

If I ever see him whip it out and wave it around again, I'm gonna chop that thing off and make him into a unicorn.

by mandythewombat October 22, 2015

Unicorn

Lisa.

Lisa is an un-capturable Unicorn.

by L-corn September 1, 2017

Unicorn

Kristaps Porzingis. Or Kristaps Porzingod. The Knicks legend in the making.

Guy: Yoooo! You see the Knicks game last night?
Guy #2: Yeah the unicorn dropped 30 again!

by Tjk31 November 12, 2017