threesome ultimatum

A passive/aggressive means whereby a man can extricate himself from an intimate relationship with a woman without being the "bad guy". Essentially, the man insists that he and his girlfriend (GF) engage in a menage a trois with the GF's cute friend. Invariably, the GF will become outraged and tell the man to take a hike. Occasionally, however, the GF will assent, and the man will get to enjoy a hot threesome; in which case, he'd be a total moron to dump his GF.

No matter what happens, this method has a positive outcome.

I wanted to dump Gina in the worst way, but she was such a good cook and so nice that the only way I could bear to do it was by springing the threesome ultimatum.

by succulentboi August 17, 2004

UltimateBot

A very popular and efficient bot used to sit in channels on battle.net

My UltimateBot broke!

by larstait October 31, 2003

Ultimate Pimp Slap

It is when you twap or kick someone in the balls. Then when there are crouched over you give them the pimp slap.

"Some dumass stole my wallet, so I went back and gave him the ultimate pimp slap."

by dj_holydumbf**ck October 19, 2006

Ultima

most striking girl inside and out. Someone who has the personality to match the beauty God bestowed upon her.

"It was love at first sight with Ultima"

by jjtodkinss December 9, 2009

Ultimint Blowjob

A blowjob with an added tingly minty sensation created by the giver popping a Listerine Pocket Pack mint film strip into their mouth immediately prior to giving head.

Oh man, I just had the most Ultimint Blowjob experience evAr. My cock'n'balls are still tingling with delight!

by 26guy September 24, 2009

ultimate warrior

One who prepares himself by asking "How should I prepare myself? Should I jump off the tallest building in the world, should I lay in the lawn and let lawnmowers run over me, should I go to Africa and be trampled by raging elephants!"

Now you must deal with the creation of all the unpleasantries, in the entire universe, as I feel the injection from the gods above. I only know that the Ultimate Warrior is TOTALLY OUT OF CONTROL!!!!

by bfb1977 October 25, 2007

real ultimate power

See wordninja/word.

My friend Mark said that he saw a ninja totally uppercut some kid just because the kid opened a window.
And that's what I call REAL Ultimate Power!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

- www.realultimatepower.net

by track-10 January 21, 2003