Mario Teaches Typing

Mario Teaches Typing is an educational computer game released in 1991. Players progressed through the game by completing various keyboarding challenges. A floating, disembodied Mario head assisted the player as they learned to type. Later, in 1997, a sequel titled "Mario Teaches Typing 2" was released. These games are most notably known as a farm for memes, and the clips of Mario's head are popular YouTube Poop sources.

Paul: Hey, you wanna come to my place later and play some Mario Teaches Typing?
Tony: Hell, no!

Bob: Where are all those Mario heads all over the internet from?
Steven: Some crappy game called Mario Teaches Typing.

by Trump is the best waifu June 16, 2018

typing quirk

commonly used by chronically online white girls who try to be unique or different from others.

(using a Z instead of an S/ a 3 instead of an e in sentences)

normal functioning human: Hello, do you like waffles?
weirdo who uses typing quirk : H3ll0, do u lik3 waffl3z?!

by nnnnnnico July 9, 2023

Typing

Used as a code-word for masturbating.

"Hang on a minute, im still typing"
"Having a good time typing?"

by Buddy J June 14, 2003

typing class

what i have to go to next hour. now is my lunch hour, and then its tyme for typing class. where i can type 69 words per minute. 69 is a lucky number, considering you can 69 a girl. 89 is also a considerable form of affection.

fuck fuck fuck a duck
screw a kangaroo
69 a porkypine
an orgy in the zoo

by samdog November 10, 2004

name-typing

the process of labeling or grouping a person into a generational or stereotypical category; derived from the process of genotyping a mouse

Josh : Holly, you millennials are always so me-first

Holly : Stop name-typing me!

by Joho WecSchroe November 1, 2011

typing

it's exercise;

and, usually, exercise is knowledge

'hai acasa ca mi-i lene sa scriu'
'typing is exercise, exercise is knowledge'

by partyfox January 18, 2020

left hand typing

When you've just finished masturbating, but someone messages you on the computer and you have to respond. You have to type the message with solely your left hand.

Dude, so I was masturbating last night, and then I got a message from Susan! I started left hand typing, and before I knew it we were hours into a conversation and I hadn't even washed up!

by Eattheirdead May 6, 2011