turtle head poking out

To have an extreme urge to defecate, so much so that feces may already be spreading the anus and attempting to escape.

Hold up man, I need to visit the crapper, I've got a turtle head poking out.

by Tommy November 19, 2003

turtle-heading

(verb – present participle) The act of experiencing the summit of a crusty turd protruding from your sphincter (a turtle head); to really need a crap

Onlooker: "Why are you walking so strangely?"
Protagonist: "I'm turtle-heading, if I don't find a toilet soon I'm going to purge all over my pants."

by Don de Mookster March 4, 2009

turtle test

A turtle test is when you're not sure if you need to fart or shit, so you relax your butthole and push a little, and if a turtle's head peeks out, you clench your ass so you don't shit yourself. That is a "positive" turtle test. A "negative" is when a fart comes out.

Dude, pull over, I've gotta take a shit.

No way Bro, can't you just fart or something?

I just did a turtle test Dude, and it was positive. Pull over before I shit in your car.

by Otto Parts December 12, 2012

happy turtle

NOUN: a sexually satisfied uncircumsized man.
Turtle references the appearance of an uncut penis.

Girl One: You hooked up with Ricardo?
Girl Two: We had sex all night long.
Girl One: Ah---that was one happy turtle.
Girl Two: Of course.

by rpm+me=ht September 19, 2008

Tattle Teller

A person who is a snitch
basically one who informs on people

A Tattle Teller example would be FatJoe

by MurdaMoney February 11, 2006

turtle necking

When you are nowhere near a toilet and that turd stuck in your hole is peeking in and out. You gotta have control so it doesn't slip out.

Dude, I have to go so bad I'm turtle necking.

by Mr Poop April 10, 2005

tattle-tail

one who tells on somebody when what they're telling doesn't at all affect them

Joe is such a tattle-tail. He saw me sneak a cookie and he told mom.

by bobby crispy July 22, 2012