'Dude, I heard you hooked up with Karen last night; how was it?'
'I had to bail. She pulled down her pants and expected me to have a little surf and turf."
'I had to bail. She pulled down her pants and expected me to have a little surf and turf."
by Sheetz Dogg November 20, 2009
when the beefer that you picked up at the bar is fat as a cow, and when she pulled down her pants, it smelled like low tide.
by Pinhog October 08, 2003
by Todd K. August 02, 2004
by matt1234567 January 12, 2008
1. The unbridled mane of one's buttocks. (see manscaping)
2. The area which a bum claims to be his own to collect his income. Bum turf may be, and usually is fought for. Many a bum have lost their turf due to drunkeness, or inability to stand their ground.
2. The area which a bum claims to be his own to collect his income. Bum turf may be, and usually is fought for. Many a bum have lost their turf due to drunkeness, or inability to stand their ground.
1.
"Man my ass itches"
"Why?"
"I've got stubble because I just shaved my bum turf"
2.
"There's broken glass, vomit and shit everywhere"
"Yeah, I saw a couple of guys fighting for bum turf"
"Man my ass itches"
"Why?"
"I've got stubble because I just shaved my bum turf"
2.
"There's broken glass, vomit and shit everywhere"
"Yeah, I saw a couple of guys fighting for bum turf"
by Craig McRae July 11, 2006
Someone who sleeps with every single person from every turf the one everyone passes around and treats like dirt
by Shasty707 September 26, 2017
A turf bunny is a person ususlly mobbing around on foot bouncing from place to place. Turf bunnies usually are trying to score or sell drugs.
by SethV February 01, 2017