The most awesome person you will ever meet. If you do meet her, you're pretty lucky. An Army kid with several siblings, she loves quarterstaffing, swordfighting, and limited rules rugby and capture the flag. She also likes making things with chainmail and drinking her coffee black and strong. She is an art major in college, and normally drives a truck, preferably green. She is one of the greatest people alive, and so strong in the Word she makes me want to be just like her.
She's awesome, that's Tristany.
by end13 December 28, 2009
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He is super duper cute and hot, he usually dates girls above his grade and he always puts his girl before anyone else even his family and he usually has a bunch of friends that are girls but dont get him wrong, he loves his girl, he usually dates girls with the names of Aubrey, Claire, Cathryn, Hannah, and so much more but usually trystans find there girl in middle school and stick with that girl forever Trystan also IS THE FUNNIEST KID YOULL EVER MEET but is the most loving person ever but he just doesnt show it to other people he only shows it to his girl
by F A C T S N O N S T O P October 16, 2018
Get the Trystan mug.Tristan, although not consistently, is one of the coolest, smartest, badass too ever live. Even though he’s not in shape, he’ll outrun you on STILTS! Tristan has had sex with all the girls you could imagine, and respects them too. He’s so rich he has 7 badminton courts and 6 computers. In conclusion, Tristan is way cooler than you.
“Hey Tristan?”
-“Yeah?”
“You’re a sexy beast!”
-“Yeah”
“Oh my god my boyfriends so hot!”
“Yeah he’s a Tristan”
-“Yeah?”
“You’re a sexy beast!”
-“Yeah”
“Oh my god my boyfriends so hot!”
“Yeah he’s a Tristan”
by gabethediabetic May 2, 2018
Get the Tristan mug.a loser, a joke, a talentless loser with no skill who thinks that he/she is good at video games because they use glitches, rpgs, bst, or special weapons, jets, off the radar, ghost, etc. and to top it all off they spell like a retard doing a spelling bee.
person 1: that trytard is trash
person 2: I know right? and they sent me a message hold on I'll read it to you
person 1: ok
person 2: alright they said "u r trah kud Lzzzzz."
person 1: wtf? is a lzzzz? that dude sounds like he takes the short bus to school..
person 2: yeah and he probably eats his homework too
person 1: 😂😂
person 2: I know right? and they sent me a message hold on I'll read it to you
person 1: ok
person 2: alright they said "u r trah kud Lzzzzz."
person 1: wtf? is a lzzzz? that dude sounds like he takes the short bus to school..
person 2: yeah and he probably eats his homework too
person 1: 😂😂
by politicallyincorrect7190 February 1, 2019
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