trolling is a art

"Trolling is a art" is perhaps the definitive statement regarding trolling. If we define trolling as the intentional disruption of another's emotional well being, often through a feigned promotion of an unpopular belief, or political position, the statement is in itself a troll. The deliberate use of "a" where "an" should be is likely to arouse a negative reaction among those concerned with correct english usage. The fact that the statement is itself directly referring to trolling and the art thereof gives further power to its effect; if you're jimmies are rustled by this statement, its author has succeeded, and its veracity has been confirmed.

jimbob: you're balls are lo thus as a small mammal.
fred:You fucking faggot, you meant "your."
jimbob: Trolling is a art.
fred: I think you meant "an." Jesus. English motherfucker, do you speak it?

by caucasian absconded with my bi November 21, 2013

Trolling His/Her Wood

To "Troll her/his Wood" is the act to purposefully confuse some one to the point of utter failure, is done for the sole purpose of generating lulz

Daysen: Hey, it's Robert! Let's go start Trolling His/Her Wood!

Ben: Okay, Watch this...Hey Renaldo!

Robert: Why are you calling me Renaldo?

Ben: That is your name isn't it?

Robert: No, it's Robert!

Teacher: Renaldo! Be Quiet!

by Benson Mel Lee Cartwright December 3, 2010

trolling idiot

n. One who belongs to a forum and uses a majority of their posts to be obnoxious and/or to pester their fellow forum members.

Slargos, the Swede, is a trolling idiot.

by GOD ALMIGHTY May 22, 2004

Trolling well

A well that spawns a considerable amount of trolling.

Joseph: "That bitch from The Ring came out of the trolling well last night, and I pissed my pants."

Mary: "That's what she said."

by Kmgtpezy April 24, 2011

Trolling for Strange

Scanning the nightlife scene for some hot-ass stranger to hook up with. Though, the more you drink, the less the "hot-ass" stipulation matters, and the more likely you'll settle for a gargoyle-like creature. It's science.

All right, fuckers. Who wants to go trolling for strange?

by drok n roll January 20, 2010

Trolling IRL

Stands for "Trolling in real life". It is harder than online trolling because you might actually get your ass kicked.

A list of professional IRL Trolls:
-Andy Kaufman
-Jonathan Swift
-Ann Coulter
-Otakus
-Barry Humphries
-Chris Morris
-Bill O'Reilly
-Dom Joly
-God
-Howard Stern
-Ted Rall
-The Runaway Bride
-Jeremy Beadle
-Ayn Rand
-Hurricane Katrina
-Jesus
-Tucker Carlson
-Anal Cunt
-Michael Moore
-Perverted-Justice
-Socrates
-Adolf Hitler
-Johnny Knoxville
-U2
-Discordians
-Pat Robertson
-Hugo Chavez
-PETA
-The Man
-Merle Haggard
-Karl Marx
-Tom Green

List of ways Trolling IRL:
-Poke people and say "fag" until they get pissed.
-Walk very close to shops on the pavement, triggering their automatic doors while you pass.
-Wear blackface.
-Stand right in front of the 'buzzer' button at pedestrian crossings so that people can't press it without feeling like they're intruding in your personal space.
-Write an angry letter to the editor.
-File frivolous lawsuits.
-Happy slapping
-Sell someone's dog to a Chinese restaurant
-Join an anarchist black bloc
-Rearrange grocery items on the shelves
-Wear Klan robes
-Sneak a retard into a sperm bank
-Invoke Satan in discussions with street preachers.
-Urinate into a lemonade bottle and leave it in somebody's fridge. For extra fun, change the nutrtion-box information.
-Take a crap on a paper towel and then put it in a soap dispenser.
-Columbine
-Follow old people around with a boom box playing Vengaboys' "We Like to Party"

by MaidenAndPriestRule September 12, 2005

Trolling for Trollups

To cruise around red light districts or public areas searching for prostitutes.

last night i went trolling for trollups for over and hour before i hooked up with this sleezy hooker on 79 street.

by Coach Boris Ramnovitch July 6, 2009