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Tow douche

A tow truck operator who thinks he knows everything but is actually an incompetent know it all idiot
Got my car towed last night, tow guy damaged my bumper.. what a fucking tow douche!
by HTJA October 22, 2016
mugGet the Tow douchemug.

Tow Rope

You tie a rope to your dick and tie the other end to your girlfriend. You will then have her run off in the opposite direction.
My sausage looks like it has Marina sause after me and my girlfriend did the Tow Rope
by 大男孩子 December 20, 2019
mugGet the Tow Ropemug.

bro tow

To tow your bro in for a snowboard or skateboard trick usaully involves dropping hammers
Hey Alex! Bro tow me in for a hand plant!
by Mrgnar October 9, 2016
mugGet the bro towmug.

Tow truck gang

Secondary 3 snow removal students that help in situations such as getting stuck on a snow bank, they sacrifice their time to help others and make their day
Did you hear of the tow truck gang?
Anthony: yes I did they helped me when I was in a hurry to work
by Tow truck gang January 29, 2018
mugGet the Tow truck gangmug.

that’ll tow the boat

To tow the boat, means to get the job done in a robust and efficient manner.
Marcus: i’m Thinking of buying a Jimny
Tom: Fuck that, buy a Land Cruiser, that’ll tow the boat.
by President of WMSSA September 8, 2021
mugGet the that’ll tow the boatmug.

the tow-rope

The placing of an eel with head first into ass or vagina. Then while clenching the eel into place drive around on a hover board while a second person holds the tale while standing on a second hover board.
Me and my girl did the tow-rope last night. Now I need to find a new eel.
by Fix-Ali September 17, 2018
mugGet the the tow-ropemug.

Tow Bag

Used to describe a female of ill repute you uses guest hand towels for purposes for which they are not designed. Typically this would involve the cleaning of excrement or vomit but can extend to mopping up vaginal discharge.
Darl, would you look at the fuckin mess that Tow Bag made in the donny.

OMG - I'm sorry Hun but Normans play by there own rules.
by Htothearters October 19, 2013
mugGet the Tow Bagmug.

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