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National Drink Orange juice and Eat toothpaste Day

22/oct.
Everyone must drink a Glass of orange juice and consume a tube of Toothpaste.
"It's that day of the year again, National Drink Orange juice and Eat toothpaste Day"
"Please, don't remind me"
by SirGrove October 20, 2021
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Toothpaste shower

When you don't have time for a proper bathing and only brush your teeth.
Ted awoke from a night of drinking to discover he was late for work. He only had time for a toothpaste shower.
by MMRE May 23, 2013
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reverse toothpaste

When a man from England cums on a girls face, then provides to rub his teeth in it.
That limy bastard just pulled a reverse toothpaste
by obZen. January 26, 2016
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Sloppy toothpaste

When you squeeze toothpaste into your dick and then unleash a mixture of cum and toothpaste into a girl's mouth and proceed to wipe it back and forth on her teeth with the tip of your penis
My girl's breath stank so I took matters into my own hands and gave her a sloppy toothpaste.
by Juicy J Escobar December 19, 2018
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Tuba toothpaste

After you creampie her, you grab a toothbrush and press on her stomach until she vart’s out the jizz onto the toothbrush making a tuba like sound. Then you brush your teeth with it and go to bed.
1/5 dentists recommend you brush your teeth with a tuba toothpaste
by meatspindotcom October 9, 2019
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Hillbilly Toothpaste

Peppermint Schnapps. Hillbillies can't brush what's left of their teeth so a quick rinse with the peppermint schnapps does the trick.
Cletus got ready for his date by drinking 3 shots of Hillbilly Toothpaste.
by JMCComedy November 23, 2020
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Toothpaste Squeeze

When you edge, tie a rubber band around the base of your dick before it goes back down. Then, you pull the rubber band off, and you will cum, like squeezing the last of the toothpaste out...
Oliver: dude today kaylie did the toothpaste squeeze to me it hurt so much
Sebastian: damn
by superguitarded May 14, 2020
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