tool

Someone who thinks being a tool is a good thing, and reckons that having yu-gi-oh cards will get them chicks.

Tool1: So you like yugioh babe?
Chick: No!!! Bye!!!
Tool2: So.... wanna buy a yugioh dragon?
Tool1: Yeah ill get more chicks then for sure!!!

by Spills1 September 07, 2006

tool

A person who thinks they are really cool, when in reality the whole world thinks they are an idiot. This person is actually NOT cool, and potentially has spikey hair and/or wears timberlands with the pants tucked in. This person may think that they are ghetto when they are actually quite white, or they might know all the words to madonna songs.

Hey that kid Kyle is such a tool, he tucks his jeans into his timberlands.
Could you stop being such a tool? You're making me want to slap you.

by beast at life, and you know it December 01, 2005

tool

Someone who says stupid things and comments all the time.

Jeremy is a tool

by mask123 March 17, 2009

tool

tool is a very versatile, insulting name. synonymous with the word douche, a tool is a guy, or possibly a girl, who has an obvious negative character trait. this can be said about a known person, or about an unknown person, i.e. during peoplewatching.

the negative character trait can be anything from wearing something stupid, to being way overconfident, to being a jerk.

Variations include: toolbag, toolbox, toolbelt

(guy walks past with uggs on and a pink v-neck)
Me: That guy looks like a tool. Check out his douchebag-status uggs and pink v.

(speaking about a friend who ditched me for the 'popular gang')
Me: Wow, John is such a tool. He think he's so popular and badass.

(speaking about a fellow peer who hit his girlfriend during a fight)
Me: Wtf, Joe freakin' hit his girlfriend today! I hereby declare he is a huge tool.

by GROMkill July 26, 2009

tool

Someone you think is a bitch or can't hold their own. Also for someone that is a poser and doesn't think for themselves.

Man that guy is a tool.

Look at that kid, what a tool.

by Namazi November 07, 2006

tool

Celebrities who name their child something eccentric just because it looks "cool" or "original."

Celebrity 1: Hey, man! I've picked my kid's name!

Celebrity 2: Really? Awesome! What is it?

Celebrity 1: Yugi! You know...after that kids show everyone loves? Isn't it great!?

Celebrity 2: Yeah, man. It's awesome! (Thinking: I dub thee tool! Congratulations...)

by slashfairy August 16, 2007

tool

A means to an end. an object to achive a goal

i used a hammer(a "tool") to reconstruct my dick.
i used a soldier (a "tool") to fight my dirty war
i used tool (the band) to realise who i was

by mike & roZ August 17, 2006