Sexual Position. This position should only be tried strong partners, literally. The female starts out on all fours ( a pillow can be placed under her arms for comfort). The male kneels behind her and grasps her ankles lifting them slightly off the ground (her legs remain bent at the knees) and he penetrates her . He can completely straighten his legs or leave them bent slightly. He must balance her body and control the movement at the same time. If you can pull this position off you are well on your way to becoming a sex god.
by Clitcommander99 January 29, 2017
Roommate: Sorry dude, I left some shit smears in the toilet bowl.
Guy: Don't worry about it, I'll do a stand and scour.
Guy: Don't worry about it, I'll do a stand and scour.
by uschris September 27, 2009
by violinists_rocK July 18, 2008
A person who has far too many issues. One who is overloaded with angst. Derived from the fact that a magazine stand (in the non-slang sense) is a place where one can find many issues (also in the non-slang sense) of various periodicals.
by Evac156 February 25, 2005
Your girl lies on her back and you kneel in front of her. She Wrap her legs around you and you lift her up so you can enter her. You support her with one arm under her back while she puts her weight on your shoulders, as you thrusts in and out of her.
Her-" last night we tried something new called The shoulder stand".
Her friend-" was it good?"
Her-"it was incredible!"
Her friend-" was it good?"
Her-"it was incredible!"
by Mexican genius July 02, 2015
by KFED April 17, 2006
by Little-Red March 13, 2010