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Kick anyone shorter than you day december 1st
by Hey Hi Hey November 6, 2019
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Honey, I never drive faster than I can see

Telling your girlfriend you'll never cheat on her.
"Oh, sure; your roommate is adorable... but. Honey, I never drive faster than I can see."
by JormanThoad September 1, 2017
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gayer than a three-dollar bill

Not just any homosexual male but one that makes a huge show of their sexual orientation and makes it very obvious what their tendencies are.
gay guy: Heyyyyyyyy boo! you look FABULOUS!
straight person: He's gayer than a three-dollar bill!
by orientalchicken March 27, 2016
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Tighter than twats

A phrase used to define something that is outstandingly magnificent or "cool", obviously surpassing the extremity of the situation in which the words "tight" or "tite" are used.

Although the tightness of a twat may very it is assumed that we are speaking of virgin twat unless, of course, you change the context by adding the name of someone who is not assumed to have a tight twat. (See example 3)

When using this phrase all sexual connotations should be ignored and the phrase should be used to express ones awe in something rather then being regarded as "dirty" or "perverted".
"Holy balls! The new album by Breathe Carolina is tighter than twats!"

Did you see that?! It was tighter than twats when Becky punched Jessica in the face, knocking her front tooth out!

Well that was about as tight as Tanya's twat. We all know she's a whore.
by aerickson293 September 2, 2011
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Actions speak louder than words

Words don't mean a thing until you show actions towards what you're meaning. You could tell your gf/bf that you love them 100x but it won't mean anything until you show it.
Bf:I love you

Gf: I love you too but you don't show it..
Gf: actions speak louder than words
by Loverxsea June 14, 2018
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dumber than dumb

Willfully refusing to use common sense and good judgement. Taking an already poor idea and taking it to the extreme.
On Halloween, Amber Langford and Annie Collinge acting, dumber than dumb, dressed up as exploding twin towers, without sympathy to the 2,977 victims of a terrorist attack at the World Trade Center in NYC on 9/11/2001 at Rosie's Club in Chester, UK. The costumes of the two girls featured the North and South Towers with paper representing fire and smoke protruding from the buildings which where made to appear as short mini-dresses.
by A pissed-off New Yorker November 11, 2013
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lower than whale shit

The lowest shit in the world. At the bottom of the sea.
Fake news medias morales are lower than whale shit.
by Bjornbarl August 16, 2017
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