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Thunder Muncher

A man who eats a girl out aggressively
My jaw still hurts from hooking up with that girl last night; I was a real thunder muncher.
by Quaker Popi September 4, 2010
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Days of Thunder

A man's younger years that consisted of drugs, sex, and rock and roll without any reprocussions.
Back in my Days of Thunder, I used to drink, smoke, party, and have sex all day long...

Nowadays I need viagra, and i get drunk after only 2 beers.
by Tocayo71 June 28, 2009
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Triumph Thunderbird

Noun.

1. a) Triumph's answer to the pitiful pleas of riders with dicks under 4 inches long who need a large displacement, grossly overweight motorcycle, to feel at least semi-adequate.

b) Triumph's response to losing a lawsuit brought by the GLBT coalition that charged Triumph with building the Bonneville and derivatives solely for heterosexual riders and demanding a Gay bike for alternative lifestyle riders. Upon seeing the new Thunderbird a GLBT spokesperson was quoted as saying: "Thweet!"

2. Triumph's attempt to appease the tasteless American masses. By abandoning classic style and adopting the Universal Japanese Motorcycle look (garnished with some rather obvious Harley Davidson touches), Triumph hopes to capture a few of the Rich Urban Bikers who buy both American and Japanese V-Twins.

3. Triumph's recognition of the American rider as both obese and slow witted. Oblivious to the irony, these riders who regularly criticize Harleys as being heavy and underpowered are beating down the doors to get Triumph's heavy and underpowered Thunderbird.

4. A Large useless motorcycle built for, and marketed to, rubes; the Thunderbird is easily recognizable as a Triumph because it says so on the tank.

5. Motorcycle of choice for the Silent Skulls Lone Riders Motorcycle Club (See also Mangina Motorcycle Corps)
Q. I am fat, gay, and afraid of Harleys but still want to pretend to be a biker, what motorcycle should I get?

A. The new Triumph Thunderbird of course!
by Bonnie4ever March 15, 2009
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Thunder Bomb

A thunder bomb is a poor man's drink that mimics the experience of a Jaeger Bomb, Vegas Bomb, or Irish Car Bomb without any of the costs or benefits associated with a real "bomb" drink.

A thunder bomb consists of a shot of Vladimir or similar cheap vodka dropped into a partially filled cup of Dr. Thunder which is subsequently chugged. This chugging is often concurrent with a heroic effort of withholding vomit.

A general rule of thumb is that if you are drunk enough to think that a Thunder Bomb is a good idea, you are far too drunk to have a Thunder Bomb.
"Dude, how drunk were you last night?"
"Drunk enough that I thought a Thunder Bomb was a good idea."
by mikekais October 7, 2012
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Thunder Juice

A Drink Created at Mcdonalds by Blaze Thunder which consists of Orange juice and Blue Poweraid which turns a neon green color
by Thunder Blaze February 6, 2009
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Thunder Armour

The knock-off Under Armour, usually purchased at Wal-Mart.
Craig - "Yo dude, I just got this new Under Armour shirt at Wal-Mart!"

Paul - "Nah dude, if its from Wal-Mart, its Thunder Armour."
by tacocatisapalindrome October 22, 2010
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Thunder Nugget

A bowel movement with such force and sound that it creates a booming fart combined with a missile like displacement.
Stuart dropped such a thunder nugget that our Chris heard it next door in Rita's Water Ice!
by Big Tony Vegas June 6, 2011
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