jimmy-zone

When one is so deep in the friend zone with multiple girls and he can no longer get out, so therefore other girls see that and continue the chain of events.

Aw damn he's not even in the bro-zone anymore he is in the jimmy-zone!!!

by Sappo cream October 26, 2017

exclusion zone

When you are rating how hot a woman (or man) is, but you have to rate them while ignoring a fundamental flaw in their looks, personality or grooming.

The chick I met in Paris was a Perfect 10 - if I apply an exclusion zone on her armpits.
The guy was goofy looking but, if I put his cheesy mustache in an exclusion zone, he was kind of hot.

by ABQ Thesaurus Rex February 25, 2016

Cousin Zone

Status attained when a girl will not respond to your sexual advances because she is your cousin.

I met this pretty girl at the family reunion, but I messed around and ended up in the cousin zone.

by cap'n morgan 518 November 26, 2011

Flex Zoned

When one is attempting to engage in sexual intercourse with a female and said female uses her vaginal muscles to shut the opening detering one's attempt in any sexual act involving the vagina rendering the male participant "flex zoned"

Jon: I was hooking up with this girl and I couldn't get my finger in and then she told my whole band about it, it was embarrassing.

Chat: Yo, you got flex zoned!

by Narwhal Nation September 01, 2014

dead zone

Any geographical area that lacks cell phone service, or has very poor reception.

"I should not have signed up for Voice Stream because their service sucks shit in the East Coast. They have so many dead zones in their so called "Coverage Area"."

by Negger September 09, 2003

Seen Zone

When a person just read your messages to him/her and doesn't intend to reply you back.

Rico: I sent her a message if we could go hang out.
Steve: Oh really, what did she say?
Rico: She just seen zoned me.

by Tortov Roddle September 05, 2013

safe zoning

The art of distancing a "lover", or good friend in an orbital space. Not too far, not too close. When they get too far, you pull them back in, when they get too close, you push them back out into the "safe zone". This keeps the person in your life, exactly where you want them.

The bitch wants to get married, and I don't. The sex is great, but I'm just not ready for commitment. "Safe Zoning" her would be to ignore or be non-committal to her emails and phone calls and when you've totally pissed her off, send her a dozen roses, fuck her, and repeat the cycle.

by BoMat April 27, 2008