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The Fandom Writer

A horror story on FictionPress and was on the e-zine The House of Pain, it's a slash fanfiction writer's nightmare as the author who wrote it took a very hard swipe at those who lift copyrighted properties and rule34 them. Fandom Weirdness addresses real person fiction as he does the form at his own expense as he treats the style like writing creative nonfiction. The story was a forerunner to creepypasta as it's one that it was a little more toned down from his true crime outing as he kept the swearing to a minimum in the first introduction. The writers who found it on The House of Pain noticed it came from an angle that was very much unexplored for a writer yet to be published in print as it sparked controversial responses. It's coined House of Pain's most controversial dark horse. The LGBT community are the ones who want to spear him the most as comments suggesting he needs to be the bottom of anal with no Vaseline.

Slash writers would pull the snacky's law retort as they would bully the author first when they would try to make fandoms from his original content. It's noted for the quote from R. L. Stine. He also introduced the Chick Tracts to the horror lexicon as he when he was 18 had passed them out until he enrolled in college and examined the movement with his blog where he at great length pointed out their fallacy. He used strong language in the blog entry as he did with his cult horror output as he got a following as high up as Huffington Weird.
slash fanfiction writer: did you read that horror story?
other fangirl: what one is that?
The Bara fanboy: Are you two talking about The Fandom Writer?
Slash fangirl: The fucker drew 43 reviews from torqued fan fiction writers.
All of them: oh shit he's borrowing from pundits as he's also a Conservative
fanfic lesbian: Shit he's the same writer who introduced an alleged true crime yarn in the vein of Edgar Allan Poe. Fuck this one has a sting as the horror e-zine going back as far as 1994 picked this up. That's it, he's got our number, talk about getting pwned.

Gossip blogger: I looked into the case, he wasn't making it up as the local newspaper the true crime yarn originated reported on it from 1993-1994. The insight he gave played into the articles themselves as the lines from Cabbie mirror the article. Though he hasn't seen it in years as he wrote this entirely from memory and cited the high school paper as they had a piece on the subjects.

Fandom_wank: let's troll this one and violate his copyrights. He's published and a public figure. We'll cite Encyclopedia Dramatica and ljdrama as our journalistic sources.
by illinoishorrorman May 3, 2018
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ghost writers in the sky

Da team of words-and-melody-notes jotters who actually composed da now-hugely-famous country-music selection, but put Johnny Cash's name to it.
An author should actually be da one to write his own compositions, or said plagiarizing fake might be condemned to join da ghost writers in the sky for all eternity!
by QuacksO December 22, 2022
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scp writer

retarded asshole who thinks they're some great author, but they end up writing shitty roleplays filled to the brim with furry shit and data redacted.

author equivalent of soundcloud rapper
Jake: Yo, check out this story I wrote about an SCP, its REDACTED} {EXPUNGED} THE GREAT, about how sexy furry demons lick dr brights long cock and bang scp 049 in massive sexy yiff orgy

Bob: Yo, who the fuck is this asshole??

John: Nah, he's an SCP writer💀
by ACNHVillagersfatcock May 9, 2024
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Bed Writer

A person that used scat or urain to write on the bed sheet
*Bed writer* Someone Who pisses on the bed.
by Rose koi June 1, 2022
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Bed Writer

A person pissing or shitting on the bed in a letter pattern
by Rose koi June 1, 2022
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Writer's rage

When you read a piece of literature so terrible that you suddenly have the extreme urge to write something better than it
Sam: hey did you go see r/menwritingwomen?
Violet: yes and it gave me severe writer's rage.
by E.V.D. January 1, 2021
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Co-writer

Ohohohohohoho! Maybe not a charlatan! Are we starting to believe the things we say? Because I was going to go on a about how meritocracy isn't real and use myself as evidence... You know? Cause of all the blatant and public exploitation? But that might no longer be necessary! I don't have a bank account so just bring a briefcase full of money.
Hym "OHOHOHOHOHOHO!!! Oh!? Is the world-changing, genius philosopher your co-writer now!? Is that was makes your book so deep? Because it was co-written by the Mariana trench in human form? Hohohohohohoho! You're a lucky guy! To have the world's greatest mind on retainer like that. Maybe I was wrong about you!"

Iam "You forgot the 'convenient excuse' part..."

Hym "Huh? Oh! Ah shit! Yeah, Autism would be a super convenient excuse for my behavior. Untouchable! Beyond contempt! Above scrutiny! Better than everyone! Ahahahahahaha!"
by Hym Iam January 3, 2023
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