French Wind

A release of gas from one's posterior. That resembles the smell you get downwind of a dirty French Canadian.

Guy: Ugh! What's that smell?

Buddy: It smells like s dirty French Canadian!

Friend: Sorry boys, I just blew some French Wind..

by RacinJason November 30, 2018

Wind the frog

'Wind the frog' means 'get ready'.

It comes from the scene in which Woody launches the plan to escape from Sid's room in Pixar's 1995 movie Toy Story.

Scuttlebut has it that the phrase was popular among the film's crew during shooting.

"Do you think we should do it?" -- "Wind the frog."

by pendantry June 2, 2020

Pussy to the Wind

It's like the phrase "Man up" except not sexist

"Come on, don't be scared, ask him out! Pussy to the wind!"

by soraggedyann June 5, 2018

Bristles in the Wind

Bristles in the Wind: Naked , at any time. Fresh out the shower or out for a nude jog. Hair standing on end is bristles in the wind.

"Out for a naked jog again , Jack?"

"You know it! Bristles in the Wind, baby!"

by SodaFountain January 20, 2021

Wind Dueling

while you're eating someone else's ass you burp in their ass while they are farting. You two are dueling with your winds and it ends with either your burp going inside their ass or their fart is going inside your mouth.

I was about to beat my girlfriend in wind dueling, but I accidentally threw up in her ass and got disqualified.

by SirBobbius December 25, 2021

Wind Street

Where me and all the other drunkards go in Swansea to P-A-R-T-Y!!!

1:Fancy a kick about later?
2:Fuck that im off down Wind Street!

by Sutton October 16, 2004

Low Winds

The most unappreciated section of any marching or concert band. Consisting of the tubas, baritone/euphoniums, trombones, and the baritone saxophones, the low winds are usually responsible for the sweet bass line, and, if the director choosing the music is benevolent enough, the melody. They are usually overshadowed by the higher winds, most notably the trumpets, who often have little respect for the low winds even though the low winds's instruments are usually twice as heavy as theirs and take twice the air. They are often mocked for having easier parts, although it is usually compensated by the heaviness of the instrument. The low winds are usually lazier than the other sections, as their parts are very easy and little practice is needed. Females in the low winds section are uncommon, but they are often much tougher than the flutes or clarinets and are far mellower than their more feminine counterparts, and are envied for being one of the few females in a predominantly male section. That being said, attractive male members of low winds sections are usually difficult to come by, as they tend to be either heavy or unusually sweaty.

The low winds's sheet music for the show was mainly comprised of whole notes and half notes, so they were able to end the sectional early.

by Noraneko May 15, 2010