Shanghai Squat

When using a public restroom, the action of squatting over a toilet so your butt does not touch the seat. “Shanghai” referring to the toilets that are used in Shanghai china where the toilet is built into the floor and you squat over it to do your buisness.
I went to use the bathroom but the seat was gross, so I used the Shanghai squat to not touch the seat.
by Tom Rob April 12, 2024
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Shanghai High School International Division=SHSID=Study Here, Sleep Is Deprived

One of the most prestigious schools in Shanghai.

Positives: The school is ginormous, the facilities are top-notch (ice rink, anyone?), and you can choose from up to 20 sports for PE. The IB program is one of the best in China, with 10% of students getting a full score of 45. Similarly, the school pumps out Ivy League acceptances. The fact that it is more Chinese than other international schools means there's not a lot of problems with bullying and underage drinking/smoking/vaping compared to other schools.

Negatives: The school is extremely Chinese for an international school, with 90% of the population being Asian. They are also very conservative, and prefer downplaying scandals before actually addressing the problem at the roots. The students here are very stressed bc teachers don't understand that students cannot do 3 hours of math homework every night. And it's funny how little the school teaches vs how hard the tests are. Without a tutor, you're screwed.

Oh yeah, forgot the GPA deflation. And how all the previously mentioned Ivy Acceptances are often hoarded by 1 person, though the school wouldn't tell you that.

But despite all these downsides, the students have an odd pride of being there. All in all, despite all the complaining the students does about their own school (and all the fantasizing they do about SAS), they ARE proud to be there.
John: "Which school are you in?"

Adam: "SHSID (Shanghai High School International Division), why?"

John: "Damn, you're such a nerd!"

Adam with a 3.4 GPA: "Yeah, thanks, I guess..."
by Cardan_Greenbriar_my_bae September 10, 2022
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Shanghai Slugger

Did you hear what Marco did to that chick last night?
No man, what did he do?
Finished up and hit her in the face with a baseball bat.
So he gave her a Shanghai Slugger?
Yep.
by xI extremist Ix August 03, 2008
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Shanghai American School

stressed asian school. that is all you need to know.

very competitive and no takeout so this is not the place to be.
shanghai american school has no takeout delivery because it is very far away
by ewrw34534534 May 14, 2021
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Shanghai Noodle

If your going to stick your wing dang doodle, in her Shanghai Noodle, your going to have to pay-!
by shortCUT207 February 07, 2025
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Shanghai Snowday

The act of "sprinkling" or doing a line of cocaine off another partner's asshole, then they give you a rim job (i.e eats the booty).

Also known as A Rim Line, Salting the Rim, Columbian Margarita, and a Colombian Rim Job.
“She spread James’ ass cheeks apart…then sprinkled some coke along his rim, and then jammed her Latina friend’s face into his’ ass so they both could enjoy a Shanghai Snowday”.
by Freedom Ain’t Free January 29, 2023
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shanghai wife

Dennis will help this business grow but I'm so tired of him; he's such a shanghai wife.
by Freindlysycophant December 01, 2017
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