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Aries Season

Aries Season ranges March 21 to April 19. This is the time that an Aries characteristics are increased, therefore people tend to “seek shelter.”
Pieces season has ended, so now it is Aries Season. Take shelter while you still can.
by bananapants2 March 30, 2018
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mud season

A term used in northern new england to describe the conditions between winter and spring, when all the snow melts and the ground thaws so every dirt road turns to a truck swallowing pit.
by outlaw@kingcon.com March 11, 2004
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Dating Season

The optimum time of year to date (in the U.S.) begins Feb 15 (after Valentine's Day) and ends shortly before Thanksgiving. Starting a relationship close to February 14th can be awkward on Valentine's Day if you're not REALLY into that person (yet). Also, meeting family around Thanksgiving can prove to be more than a relationship can handle. Lastly, if you're playing the field around the holidays, buying multiple gifts for multiple partners can get very expensive. Plus, being multiple places at once is impossible.
Dude, don't get serious with that chick until Dating Season begins. It's too close to Valentine's Day for you to NOT make a big deal of it.

Dating Season is almost over! You better decide now if you're serious about seeing him because you know he's having his family in town over the holidays.

Come on man, Dating Season is almost over. Be with ONE girl or let 'em both go. You can't keep both of them happy if you're going to continue to be "too busy" during the holidays.

I gotta dump him. Dating Season is almost over and there's no way I can afford the girl's weekend in Vegas AND buy him a Christmas present.
by wordsmithologist February 18, 2011
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Season confusion

This is a devastating mental illness that people suffer at the change of season. One refuses to accept the season has changed and dresses rather inappropriately for the current temperature.
"Look at that stupid bitch with season confusion. She is wearing short shorts and it's only 15 degrees."
by Daniel Rippon July 23, 2007
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Seasonal Retardation

Like Seasonal Derpression expect rather than being depressed, the subject becomes irrationally stupid instead, during winter months of the year.
Joe: *Wearing Glasses* “I decided to wear my contacts today”
Bob: “I Guess it’s that time of year again, Joe has Seasonal Retardation.”
by Johnathan Bobby December 5, 2018
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Gwap Season

A phase in which a person states that he/she is about to come across a great deal of money by any means necessary.
Person 1: Yo son!!! its 2008, whats good?
Person 2: Its Gwap Season Homie!!!
Person 1: I hear dat!!!
by John "Infamouz" Womack March 18, 2008
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huskey season

A time when you only try to pull girls that are 180lbs+

It's ferda
Patrick: "Bro look at that bitch. Huskey Season?"

Graham: "Bro it is Huskey Season"
Patrick: "Huskey Season Ferda"
by Ferda fucking bois June 9, 2017
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