To Cough up Professor Oak

To cough up something you don't remeber swallowing or to eat a pokemon, digimon, yugioh, etc. card.

Ryley: i just had to cough up professor oak
Ryan: eww....nice!!

by Ryley the canadian April 16, 2008

Professor sor gay lord

Geraint

Professor sor gay lord aka geraintcymru

by Sheeplover12345 June 24, 2021

Professor Yeeter Mah Geeter

Is a carrot that tends to be very sexual towards guys.

Professor Yeeter Mah Geeter masturbated to males on porn

by Mr Yeeter mah Geeter July 30, 2019

Professor Doctor Mister Avocado Man

The most important man. He will sell you avocados.

Oh my, Professor Doctor Mister Avocado Man has given me an avocado with drugs.

by Senior Avacado May 03, 2019

The Reverend Master Doctor Professor Sir Lord His Honor Bartholomew Jones Winson Walter Hubert Blane Johannes Arthur BRFXXCCXXMNPCCCCLLLMMNPRXVCLMNCKSSQLBB11116 the MMMMDCCXXX

This is a name that most likely does not exist

Guy 1: Bart, can you pass me a beer, I've run dry!
The Reverend Master Doctor Professor Sir Lord His Honor Bartholomew Jones Winson Walter Hubert Blane Johannes Arthur BRFXXCCXXMNPCCCCLLLMMNPRXVCLMNCKSSQLBB11116 the MMMMDCCXXX: that's The Reverend Master Doctor Professor Sir Lord His Honor Bartholomew Jones Winson Walter Hubert Blane Johannes Arthur BRFXXCCXXMNPCCCCLLLMMNPRXVCLMNCKSSQLBB11116 the MMMMDCCXXX to you. And yes, I will get you your beer.

by Kingdoms of Fear Project March 23, 2022

Professor Thanos

(n.) A teacher who curves a class to fail 50% of students.

Often found in fields of physics or mathematics, a Professor Thanos is attracted to balance and assures the class his grading philosophy “is for your own good.” At the snap of Professor Thanos’s fingers, half of the graduating seniors will simply fade away.

Alan avoided Calculus III because he heard it was taught by a Professor Thanos.

by nolandc October 04, 2019

Professor of Linguistics

Someone who studies language.

I've spent all my life with a professor of linguistics.

by Charles104 November 14, 2023