Lettuce Pistol

A fresh, youthful, clean-shaven penis; to be used with a ham wallet. (Please see "Ham Wallet")

"That's the biggest damn lettuce pistol I've ever seen!"
"Did you grow your lettuce pistol naturally?"

by Gabe Larson May 5, 2008

Plasma Pistol

The fucking gayest gun in the Halo series.
Shoots pussy ass green blobs.

99% percent of people who use the plasma pistol are noobs, especially when using noob combo, or dual wielding it with a SMG or Spiker (Halo 3).

by KoolKarlen July 25, 2009

sex pistols

an awesome punk band from the 70's, that did not invent punk, nor define it, (the clash and ramones did that) but made it hard for many bands to follow up to their degree of punk royalty.

the sex pistols rocked and are rocking generations to come, but the clash was better...

by individualanarchist December 22, 2003

Pistol-proof

Name given to a pirate who is never hit by ennemies' bullets.

This Captain is pistol-proof

by renardsgt October 16, 2008

Burr's Pistol

A euphemism for Aaron Burr's penis.

Renee: Burr's pistol is so much better than Nelson's Column.
Keegan: Oh my god, Renee. Stop tripping, girl. Nelson's column is bigger and stronger than Burr's pistol.
Renee: Burr's pistol is much more accurate and never misses a shot.

by RageofMarat October 8, 2011

sex pistols

A corporate puppet manufactured band who did not even know what anarchy meant and just sung about it because they were told to. Did not start up punk contrary to popular belief. Did however have a big influence on the british music scene which had some excellent bands form. Johnny rotten is fuuny as fuck and although was a member of the corporate machine which he constantly sung against earns my respect because he is funny.

sex pistols suck cock

by clibedij January 20, 2006

sex pistols

A manufactured punk-rock group from the '70s. Even though they were Malcom McLaren's puppets, even though they couldn't play their instruments, even though Sid probably DID kill Nancy, I still love them.
And y'know, they were just as manufactured as Avril Lavigne is. "God Save The Queen" is as catchy as "Sk8er Boi", though "God Save the Queen" pissed off a lot more people.

The Sex Pistols are a good group, but the Ramones and the Clash are real punk.

by That Other Girl December 9, 2006