New Hall Peasant

Anyone who can’t afford to go to Brentwood School or Felsted will likely end up at New Hall. Unfortunately, for these poor boys and girls mommy and daddy can’t buy the clothes that the chavs at Brentwood School own. Although almost living below the poverty line, the New Hall Peasant does have its perks. You cannot be considered a brentwood school girl in brentwood essex and there’s no risk of being a felsted wetty. They have the poshest cunts in the entire country from the richest families in England, yet they have nothing compared to your standard Brentwood School parents. Most people would prefer to be a New Hall Peasant however, after all, it’s the best start in life and they’re better than Felsted at rugby.
“Look at that kid! He’s not wearing any Gucci!”

“Oh for fucks sake, he must be a New Hall Peasant!”
by Onshore Chicken April 29, 2019
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PS3 Peasant

When someone in the squad has a last-gen console, they are a Ps3 peasant, even if its an XBOX 360. Don't ask why
Vin : Are you gonna get Black Ops 3?
Jack : Nah i'm a PS3 peasant remember
by Ihavenoideawhatimdoing June 06, 2015
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pay as you go peasant

Someone who will only use a pay as you go mobile phone service and is always running out of credit, forcing you to ring them back
by trist January 18, 2007
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One who was once the king of his job and now has been demoted to the lowest level of mankind
I used to be a director, but I am now a lab bitch, a Peasant to the square root of infinity!
by JDUB21 April 17, 2007
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Peasant Pimp

Someone who orchestrates the work of women have lower society
The peasant pimp had to keep his girls in line.
by Smkeking October 02, 2023
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