Helmet [Hel-mit]

Noun-

1. Female or male of promiscuous behavior that serves only as tool for ejaculate disposal

2. Any various form of protective covering for the head (Ie, worn by soldiers, firefighters, divers, cyclists, Penis's etc.)
3. Anything resembling a helmet in form or position
4. Trucker slang~ A female passanger in a commercial vehicle(rider)

Adjective-
1. Used to describe a Personality, Appearance, Situation, etc

Verb-
1. Action, event, or state of mind

1. (noun) When I get off of work Im gonna go to the bar find me a Helmet Hel-mit.
2. (noun) Man, I cant this Helmet Hel-mit off my D!*#!!!!
3. (adj) I know, shes been a helmet since I met her.
4. (adj) She sure look like a damn Helmet Hel-mit!!!
5. (verb) All the Helmet Hel-mit in the house im gettin it fo sho!!
6. (verb) Helmet Hel-mit party drunk white women for everyone!!!!!!!

by MetalVero420/Cracky McCrackinz May 23, 2013

the oven mit

When you take your new-ex out for a picnic and a hate fuck and she fucks you first by giving you a handjob under the picnic table wearing an oven mitt. It leaves your penis red, raw, in need of ointment and unable to achieve your goal.

I got The Oven Mitt from ........... last night after breaking up with her so I can’t go to the bar tonight because of my sore, raw and infected penis.

by Paul Paiment October 22, 2017

Mits

Massive tits

He has MITs

by Mits101 October 6, 2022

Mit

Philly slang for face.

Playing basketball and making a highly contested shot, one would typically brag about making it “in his mit”. Alternatively, someone might use mit to describe someone as ugly. “Her body fire but her mit not there”

by Dw ab it January 2, 2023

MIT gives AI the ability to 'reason like humans' with hybrid architecture!

And the fucking thumbnail is a human brain split into 2 hemispheres.

Hym "Oh geez guys! I WONDER WHO THOUGHT OF THAT!? THEY MUST BE A GENIUS! 'MIT gives AI the ability to 'reason like humans' with hybrid architecture!' says the article. That is brilliant! (It was me by the way I'm the genius)."

by Hym Iam May 15, 2024

Mit

To say that somebody is so intelligent.reference of the M.I.T( massachusetts institute of technology)

Ex: hey Man , you're so mit!

by FABthegreatone March 29, 2017

Mits

Man tits

"Look at the mits on that poor bastard! He needs to lay off the fast food!"

by mxer387 November 11, 2018