submissive missionary

When the female is laying on her back and her legs are on the man shoulders (or women whatever is your preference) and her wrist are held down

I want to try something new babe. Let's try a new position called Submissive missionary

by Macdaddyjayd February 19, 2017

Inverted Missionary Reverse Cowgirl

The woman kneels facing the headboard, using it to hold herself up. The man lays on his back between her legs and points his knees towards his head. His penis is then inserted into her vagina or anus. You know what to do after that.

Inverted missionary reverse cowgirl is a difficult sexual position to get into, but tots worth it.

by anonymous December 27, 2020

The Missionary Kids

Philadelphia based band that was created in 2005 and broke up in 2006. Consisted of two main members and many contributors, was very highly influenced by Mindless Self Indulgence, Group X, and Gravy Train. Broke up due to creative differences.

The Missionary Kids was the weirdest band in a long time.

by toee December 3, 2006

Missionary Dad

A man who only dates women with children and financially steps in as the new father.

Zak Taylor is such a Missionary Dad...he moved into Emma’s house and pays for her 3 kids while the real dad lives down the street and has women roam his palace responsibility free.

by Cucktrainer November 1, 2019

senior missionary position

Missionary position with legs wide and knees up close, females hands gripping the man’s thighs so he doesn’t pull out early.

Jim, are your grandparents Mormon? Steve saw them hittin’ The senior missionary position last week.

by Mischooti March 25, 2019

Ideology Missionary

Woke people that are pushing their agendas onto minorities thinking they are helping people.

Really they are marginalizing and oppressing minorities further by constantly telling them the world is out to get them and they should be fearful of systemic issues.

Subsequently when the minorities desperately need to trust authorities and the health system they are fearful and end up loosing out.

Example: Saying for years the health system has systemic racism and minorities shouldn't trust it, then wondering why the minorities won't get vaccinated against Covid. Or even worse reinforcing the fears by saying minorities are right to be skeptical when the Ideology Missionary themselves are vacinnated.

Gosh even calling people minorities is oppresive in it's self and indicates a group is unable to achieve anything without their Ideology Missionary saviors.

by No Clue Kiwi October 6, 2021

no missionary march

where a sexual couple cannot have intercourse using missionary as their position of choice. It must be any other position and should last from 1st Match at 12:00am to 1st of April at 12:00am, which also starts No anal april.

boyfriend: "baby, you want dick tonight?"

girl: " of course, but let's do it doggie style, it's no missionary march."

boyfriend: "FUCK SAKE"

by lickMyBalls;) September 13, 2021